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1,358 reviews by Muddy

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Heaven

My eyes have never felt So. God. Damn. Good. Friday night after midnight in Hawthorne, California. On Imperial Fwy. There is valet parking but I parked on the back street. Walk in there is a…

7 yrs ago8

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, CA

Felt like 2nd grade again

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Oh boy scolded pretty good. Came here on a Friday night after getting gay at the Torrance YMCA. Had to straighten out you know what mean. Strip Club time. Place is in industrial area. Cover…

7 yrs ago1

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, AZ

Came here to kick back and dirty off my shoulder

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Came here on a Thursday afternoon. Specifically to eat to be totally honest for that $5 steak and fries deal. The place in on grand avenue near Glendale. It’s in a industrial area, when…

7 yrs ago1

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

Red Moon

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Came here after Christie’s I’m Tempe. Cover was $12 on a Wednesday night. Not far from downtown. Get patted down at the entrance. Club does not serve alcohol just like water and bullshit like that.…

7 yrs ago8

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, AZ

None of the dancers had a bigger ass than Chris Christie but it was still pretty good

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Came here on a Wednesday around Midnight. Nice enough part of town. Plenty of parking. Go inside cover is free for military and I think it’s $12 otherwise. Walk in bar is to your left…

7 yrs ago2

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, TX

Way less crowded than YR or Palazio would be

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Came here on a Saturday evening around 7. It’s in a warehouse district not far off I-35. The place is really nice, cover was $6 but waived for military. Walk in there’s a bar to…

7 yrs ago2

All Stars

San Antonio, TX

Hey now your an All Star(Not really) get the show on get paid. All that glitters is gooooolldddd only shooting stars break the mooooolllllddd

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Alright that enough of that. This club is off I-10. Your gonna think it’s packed but it’s not the bar next door is packed. Cover was $11 on a Saturday night. I came to All…

7 yrs ago

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, TX

Muchas Chicas

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Club is off of I-35. Came in on a Saturday night. Parking is a complete shit show. There should be something on the streets if you can’t get a spot (you won’t). Cover was $5.…

7 yrs ago

Maximus Club

Austin, TX

Hard to land a stripper

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This place is off highway 183 get ready it’s a sharp right off a highway. Dangerous as fuck I almost got into an accident. Hard to see because of construction. Came here on a Saturday…

7 yrs ago

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, TX

A much cheaper alternative to Tiffany’s Jewelry

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Came here after midnight on a Friday night. This club is off I-10 and just around the block from the club All Stars. Parking was pretty packed to brim but I got a spot. Cover…

7 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Had hoodrat charm

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This club is off of I-35. There should be parking for somewhere, the lot was rather full but plenty spots on the street. Walk in get frisked. For good reason a lot of crooks running…

7 yrs ago

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, TX

Pays to be a regular here, road warriors be warned

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This is another San Antonio strip club of 410. I parked in the back there was plenty of parking. Walk in. Cover for military was $10 on a Friday night. I believe $20 otherwise. They…

7 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

I’m more of a Winterfrost guy, but I came to Spearmint Rhino anyway. Glad I did.

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Came here on the 4th of July after Sam’s Hofbrau. Many clubs in the area were closed today. Spearmint Rhino in COI was open so i figured I’d give it a shot. Cover gets more…

7 yrs ago1

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, CA

Great deal here for serving Uncle Sam(‘s Hofbrau)

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

That’s right here if your military you get half off everything they serve so sandwich was $4 and a beer was $3. That’s a really kick ass deal. If I lived in LA I would…

7 yrs ago

Pacers

San Diego, CA

Outpacing the rest of San Diego! That’s saying some thing right? Right? Ok this No touch rule fucking sucks!

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Came here on a Wednesday around 630. Place is in the pacific beach neighborhood. Super nice area IMO I’m a total beach guy. Before this I was really taking in the sites of San Diego.…

7 yrs ago1

Expose

San Diego, CA

Exposed as not having enough dancers

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Came here after visiting Cheetahs. It just a few block away. Cover is $10 with like an online website coupon they told me to show them. They told me to do this to them. They…

7 yrs ago

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Not my favorite spot but I didn’t feel cheetah’d

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This club is in the Kearny Mesa section of San Diego. Cover on a Tuesday night was $20 the first time and $10 as long as you keep the ticket they give you. And $10…

7 yrs ago2

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Oh shit great time

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

This club is located just outside of downtown San Francisco on Broadway. The gay pride festivals were over, but as I was heading to this club a pack of proud homosexuals chanting “We’re here, we’re…

7 yrs ago9

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

G’old time

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

In SF for first time. I had just finished skipping at that Full House opening credits park. I was like an even gayer John Stamos. I mean straighter. Straight I meant. I heard Gold had…

7 yrs ago2

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

I forgot my white suit!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Came here on a Saturday night just after midnight after coming from Playpen. 4play is in West Los Angeles in a industrial/commercial part of town. Cover $20 with a one drink minimum, it’s full nude…

7 yrs ago4

The Playpen

Los Angeles, CA

I felt like a toddler with no money again in this playpen

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Came here on a Saturday night. In the industrial part of downtown LA.They say mandatory valet I didn’t experience this I just parked on the street right across from the adjacent bar. The cover was…

7 yrs ago

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

Circus with no Circulation

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I can here on a Saturday afternoon after just visiting Hi-Liter only a few blocks away in a similar suburban neighborhood. This is another famous well reviewed Phoenix club. No cover, I went in at…

7 yrs ago3

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

Hi-five living the Hi-Life at the Hi-liter. Hi-Mom!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This is is one of the most talked about clubs on tuscl, if not the most talked about so it was on my to do list of places to check out while passing through Phoenix.…

7 yrs ago3

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, TX

I overDiosa'd here

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Came on a saturday night. I always knew about it but I always avoided because this kind of place is not my thing at all. Only two dancers working at time, I'm so picky in…

7 yrs ago

Sal's Lounge

El Paso, TX

HARDLY A “STRIP CLUB”

★★★★★★1.0/10

It’s a bar with some poles installed. Sal’s is some hole in the wall dive bar across I-10 from Red Parrot. I went here on a Saturday night. THERE WERE NO DANCERS! SATURDAY NIGHT! If…

7 yrs ago1