M-U-D-D-Y Who’s that fucking sexy guy? he’s Muddy hoo hoo C-A-M-E-R-A-S Are really gay we must confess hoo hoo you know it! hoo hoo

Yeah they were chanting all like that when I came in. Sometimes you can judge a club on its name. Just escaping downtown Pittsburgh, seems like an alright area. This club does have mandatory valet $8. Come in cover is $10 but free for military. Walk in three stages two behind the bar and one in the center that you can sit around. Dance area to you immidite left when you walk in. Bathrooms to your right. I believe VIP was upstairs in the back. That was $442 for an hour and $221 for a half hour. Regular dance was $25. Beer was all 6.75

Dancers. Talent was solid here. 6’s 7’s and 8’s maybe a couple 9’s. Mix of black and white don’t think I saw any Latinas. One Asian dancer. Maybe like 30 dancers on a Friday night. Good crowd hard to get a seat. I sat at the bar for a while, nobody came up to me at all despite tipping. Which was an art intself. You have to crumple up your money into a ball and throw it on stage because you can’t reach the stage. Probably better to sit at the middle stage if you can get a spot. It was hard the night I went a bunch of Indian guys were having some kind of get together and were all in those seats.

One dancer that caught my eye was Lexi, total dead ringer for Kim Kardashian. I thought the hottest girl in the club. Mixed black and Italian. I took her for a few dances. Two way contact was allowed but otherwise I would say low mileage. She cited cameras 🎥 whatever it wasn’t bad but definitely wanted more. That might be because she was so hot but next time I’m gonna try out another girl there was a solid group to pick from. When your done with dances you pay the guy at the register at the dance area. Seemed like a good spot though and telling that the strip club scene maybe thriving in Pittsburgh with how packed it was. I wanted to hit up Ricks so I took off and it was getting even more crowded when I left.