Under da seeeeeaaaaa, Under da seeeeeeaaaa!

Wensday night after midnight. Place is outside of Chicago just south. There is a awkward road that goes around back that lead to the parking lot. I was a little confused you couldn’t enter the parking lot from the main road. Plenty of parking. Cover was $10 but they let me in free for military. Thank god Cause it was dead. This place is a fucking palace. One of the nicest strip clubs I've been too. One gigantic room. Like some kind of Ancient Greek throne room. Bar and bathrooms are to your left. Dance area and VIP is to you right. Dances are $30. Forgive I forget how much VIP options. The bartender told me. I think is was $250 half hour $400 and hour it was around that. 3 stages with one main stage.

Dancers, not many after midnight. I was told you should just come on the weekends. The ones I did see where like ghosts you see them and they disappear some where in the great halls they have. Maybe like 7 or 8 dancers. Maybe like 7’s for some. Mixed black, white and Latina. Nobody was dancing and it just felt like they were closing despite have 3 hours left to go. Water is $5 at the bar and beer was $6. There were like 5 other customers mostly at the bar.

This older black dancer faith give really good massages for $10. Really good. I just got one of them. She also informed that this is a good place to eat. The owner really wanted it to have good food so it’s very much a legit restaurant. She was raving about it and some of the menu items sounded pretty upscale so it might be a good spot to get some grub. But I will not be coming back here on a weekday again too empty.