The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

Gooooooooood Lord!

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Muddy
Sep 7, 2019, 10:07 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Club is the north part of town. Across from a cow farm, must be the dancers they didn’t hire. They did good. A lot of cars in the parking lot. But there were plenty of spots still behind back. Walk up talk black guy shakes my hand and welcomes me. Walk in cover was $15 with a metal detector. Layout is very interesting. It’s supposed to be a church theme. I’m looking at it from the front door. Two levels. Three bars. One left lower One right lower. One up top in the above the entrace. VIP is up top in the rear. I think that was $350 for a half hour and $500 for an hour. Regular dance area are confession booths with really good privacy along the walls. $20 a song. 4 stages one main, then satellites left and right when walking in and one up top.

Girls were mixed white, black and Latinas. After coming from Men’s club which had great dancer talent this gave it a run for its money. A bunch of 8’s and 9’s working. Plenty of hot women to go around. Again one of the better clubs I’ve seen in the USA. Really impressed in that department. I ended up get dances from some Cuban girl that was nice, rough with English but it was ultra mileage with her in the confession booths. Me personally I like to stand up and be really aggressive and dominant. (Most clubs would kick you out for this behavior or the dancer would try to stab you) And pin girl against the wall and dry hump the shit out of her. Just basically have my way dance wise and it’s so refreshing just to be able to do that with out much blowback or bullshit. Those were hands down the best dances I’ve had in a strip club. Really really fucking hot. Girl had a great ass/rack and pretty face definitely my type too. Prolly a 9 or 10 for me. I left (her too) drenched in sweat. Did about 10 songs, just couldn’t stop.

This really is my kind of club and unlike Men’s club, this club/rule environment is a lot better. Definitely put this place down as one of my all time favs. If I’m trying to find faults to many faults but entry level dances are so good here, I don’t really see much of desire to go VIP. And there were a lot customers. I’ll be back, easily one of the best clubs I’ve been to because I could finally fucking do what I wanna do god damn it. Amen. Peace be with you.

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