Reviews by Muddy

Manchester, ENG. Wednesday night. Long Legs is probably the best option in Manchester. But it does close early. I was there about midnight around, closes at 1am and the girls were already starting to get…

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. These scousers yeah hard to understand these motherfuckers. No parking at all, the streets are way too narrow. It's like the nightlife sector of liverpool, I parked a few blocks away.…

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. I parked a couple blocks away, no street parking here. Area is fine. Guy at the front, walk on in. One guy in the window, £10 to get in and in…

Manchester, ENG. Walked on over here from Long Legs. Downtown Manchester I wouldn't bother with trying parking. Area is alright. Walk up black dude out front says hello and in you go. Down the steps…

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday night. Just walked on over from Blue Velvet a few blocks over passing the namesake Newcastle of Newcastle. Walk up to the guy at the front. Welcome in. Walk on…

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday and Tuesday night. Came sunday, found a hot chick but it closed on me, they kicked everyone out and the girls conga lined to the dressing room. I said I'd…

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday night. Pretty quiet out except for some random drunks. Only street parking. Parked right under the Tyne bridge which is a pretty cool structure. Walk up a few guys…

Edinburgh, SCT. Monday night. There three clubs in this intersection and this was the only one open monday night so I venture in. Guy at the front, cover is $5. In you go. Very little…

Casper, WY. Friday night. This place used to be called Rack's. Closed for a while, now back open as Mile High Saloon. Area seems safe to me. Aren't many cities in Wyoming but this is…

Box Elder, SD. Saturday night. Just coming back from the Badlands, thought I would stop here. It's the only strip club for the Rapid City area and really the only one for miles and miles.…

Junction City, KS. Friday night. Army town, home of Fort Riley. So you got a solider coming up in this bitch. Police are pulling people over left and right in this town, be careful. Slow…

Topeka, KS. Friday night. I think it's babydolls one word on google, otherwise your going have a hard time finding it on google maps. South side of town, seemed like an alright area to me,…

Salina, KS. Friday night after midnight. Area seems fine, big lot. Walk out, sounds like cows are fucking in the distance and walk up. In you are. Guy at the podium, I think the cover…

Junction City, KS. Friday night. Just came from Mustangs. This club is downtown. Parking on the street. Walk in. No cover, no ID, no nothing. No room at the bar, completely filled. Very loud music,…

Lincoln, NE. Friday evening. Haven't been to this one yet in Lincoln, wanted to check it out. Area seems fine, connected to a gas station. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Guy…

Hastings, NE. Friday night. Only option for a while, I guess Grand Island up the road is decent sized town for the middle of Nebraska. Here in Hastings, seemed like an alright area. Plenty of…

Kingston, OK. Saturday night. This club doesn't really get reviewed much. Area seems pretty fine. I guess this a place for Oklahomans to hang out on a lake. This strip club is over here,…

North Dartmouth, MA. Saturday night. I had just seen Rod Stewart at Great Woods and wanted to hit a strip club after. I originally planned hang at Boardroom but I went in there it was…

Lexington, KY. Friday night. This place used to be called Deja Vu and is now called the Pony wanted to check it out see if anything has changed, pretty much same tbh. Plenty of parking…

Louisville, KY. Saturday night. Downtown Louisville, area seemed fine to me, if not parking in the lot, seemed kind of jammed I just parked a block over on the street. When I want to catch…

Louisville, KY. Saturday night. Looks like this place was closed for a while it's back open now. Last review 5 years ago. Going south almost leaving outta town on dixie highway. Plenty of parking in…

Louisville, KY. Saturday night. This is must be a newer club, I don't remember this being here. Right on Preston highway, near the airport. Seems alright. Plenty of parking in the lot. This club is…

Denison, IA. Saturday night. Downtown Denison. Seems real safe, plenty street parking. Around 8 or so, sun still up. Walk up a guy and a couple girls say hello. In you go down the stairs.…

Ames, IA. Saturday night. Downtown Ames. Seems pretty safe, a couple bars nearby. Street parking. Pretty sleepy downtown. Walk on in, no cover, no nothing just a bar dead ahead, stage on the right, LD…

Columbus, OH. Friday night after midnight. July 4th. Right next to Vanity. Plenty of parking in the lot. Cover was I think $10. Black dude checks ID and girl at the front desk takes cover.…