When she told me I had to bag it up, I didn't think that meant to whip out the bagpipes

Glasgow, Scotland. Saturday night. Parking is tough in this immdieate area but I was just a couple blocks west of here and found plenty on the street. Area is safe, drunk folks out and about. Walk on up, two guys at the front, give you the rundown, cover is 10 pound entry. In we go.

Walk in, one of the rare UK clubs that has a constant stage going. It's fairly large compared to some other clubs around as well. Stage left, bar at the back. VIP dance area to the left and behind that. On the left wall past the stage is the way the bathroom. Customers looked like majority white guys in groups, more younger side and some older dudes in there.

Dance prices 40 pounds for 5 minutes. Those are one way. I think VIP was around 140 pounds for 15 or 20 minutes it was something like that. You could get away with some two way there I'm told.