Lifting you kilt will get you thrown out. I learned the hard way.

Glasglow, Scotland. Saturday night. Bar crawl area of Glasgow. No parking around here but I parked on Campbell street. Just came from Diamond Dolls and this was the third and last stop of the night. Walk up, two guys at the front give you the rundown. Asked if I was military, America not here I said, they were like no matter come on in. Free cover otherwise would've been 10. They didn't have to do that, they were good guys. Walk up the stairs, there's a few levels, the check in desk is on the next floor then the next I think was the VIP area and the one after is the club.

Walk on in. Main stage was actually going at this time. I grabbed a sparking water for I think 3 pounds. A couple eastern euros came up with the tag team hussle. I'm sorry no on that one. Customers looked like solo or in pairs not too many big groups. Looked like white and south asian.

Dancers. Were white and I think some latina as well in there. They were on the couches it was sort of dark though. As stated some eastern euros. White, I didn't meet any scottish actually a few english girls I ran into. Maybe about a dozen dancers in here. Some 20's but 30's and 40's as well. I did catch a cute girl from London, she sounded militant about the rules.