Reviews by Muddy

Santa Ana, CA. Saturday night. Down in Santa Ana, the most southern strip club in Orange County. I've tried this place multiple times over the years it was always closed for some reason. Area seems…

Wilmington, CA. Saturday night just after midnight. Sort going down by Long Beach and the Port of LA/Long Beach. Super industrial area. Last time I came here this spot was closed but it's back open…

Southampton, ENG. Saturday night. Parked on the street outside, area seems fine to me. Walk up, guy at the front asks if I've been here before and gives me the rundown. Walk on in, up…

Southampton, ENG. Saturday night. I parked next to the park across the street, parking was tough. City seems safe to me. This is like the college kid drinking hangout strip out here. Nightclub with a…

Portsmouth, ENG. Saturday night. Just came from Elegance. Downtown Portsmouth. Streets are pretty tight here I was able to find a spot though, but a couple blocks over and just walk around. Guy at the…

Portsmouth, ENG. Saturday night. Portsmouth is a pretty cool coastal english city, real safe. Parking is tough around here but I found a spot. Walk on in, too friendly Jamaican dudes working the front. ID…

Cardiff, WLS. Friday night. Just walked over from For Your Eyes Only. Cover is free, one of the girls outside gave me a get in free card. I acted like it made me decide to…

Cardiff, WLS. Friday night in Wales. Cardiff is a cool town, parking is tough in the area, I parked many blocks away. All kinds of folks walking out here, packed. Walk up to the bouncer,…

Cardiff, WLS. Friday night. First stop in Cardiff. Really cool town, all the strip clubs in town are on this strip, pedestrian only crawl, chock full of people. I parked a few blocks away, parking…

Brighton, ENG. Saturday night. Brighton is a pretty cool beach town. Reminds me of San Francisco. I parked a few blocks up the hill and walked over, your not getting parking on this street right…

Brighton, ENG. Saturday night. Just came from Grace up a few blocks. Down here, no parking whatsoever it's a cobble, pedestrian only street, so park the car somewhere, dismount and walk on over. Walk on…

Bristol, ENG. Friday night. Walked on over from Central Chambers, now here. Go up to a real freindly Welsh dude working the door. Big character guy. Gave me the run down. I probably spent 20…

Bristol, ENG. Friday night. Downtown Bristol. A lot of drunk folks out and about. Parking is a bitch but I actually found a spot right out in front on the street, not sure if that…

Birmingham, ENG. Thursday night. Ozzie's hometown. Just came from Spearmint Rhino. Coming over here now, it's like a party area in Birmingham, there's some kind of night club right across the way. I walk in…

Birmingham, ENG. Thursday night. Off a busy road. Use the actual lot or park on the street. I parked at the lot next door and I got a fucking parking ticket off a camera! WTF…

West Bromwich, ENG. Thursday night. A typical bar, restaurant late night street type area. I parked in the neighborhood behind. Cover was £10 to get in and in we are. Real nice joint. Walk in,…

Manchester, ENG. Wednesday night. Walking on over from Whiskey Down. Parking is difficult in downtown Manchester. Find a lot and dismount. Area is fine just some drunk folks out and about. Walk on in, cover…

Manchester, ENG. Wednesday night. Long Legs is probably the best option in Manchester. But it does close early. I was there about midnight around, closes at 1am and the girls were already starting to get…

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. These scousers yeah hard to understand these motherfuckers. No parking at all, the streets are way too narrow. It's like the nightlife sector of liverpool, I parked a few blocks away.…

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. I parked a couple blocks away, no street parking here. Area is fine. Guy at the front, walk on in. One guy in the window, £10 to get in and in…

Manchester, ENG. Walked on over here from Long Legs. Downtown Manchester I wouldn't bother with trying parking. Area is alright. Walk up black dude out front says hello and in you go. Down the steps…

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday night. Just walked on over from Blue Velvet a few blocks over passing the namesake Newcastle of Newcastle. Walk up to the guy at the front. Welcome in. Walk on…

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday and Tuesday night. Came sunday, found a hot chick but it closed on me, they kicked everyone out and the girls conga lined to the dressing room. I said I'd…

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday night. Pretty quiet out except for some random drunks. Only street parking. Parked right under the Tyne bridge which is a pretty cool structure. Walk up a few guys…

Edinburgh, SCT. Monday night. There three clubs in this intersection and this was the only one open monday night so I venture in. Guy at the front, cover is $5. In you go. Very little…