Yeah smack that Ash. Oh shit it's in my eyes, it's in my eyes!

Pearl City, HI. Friday night just came on over from Blossom. This club right here is right on top of Pearl Harbor. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on up to the guy, they check ID and quick wand down. Walk on in. No cover but one drink minimum. I got a water for 5 bucks. Stage is one right, bar in center. Lap dance area on left behind a curtain in a room. Guy stands out outside.

Nice asian older asian dude comes up asks you what drink your having and gives you the low down. I hang by the stage. One chick comes up he's says she just got here. She usually bartenders here she says. Nice body, I think her name started with a K, looked Latina. I asked about dances she said it's 3 for 1=$100. I asked about touching, two way touch is fine. She had a nice natural body, nice ass just what I like. I said hey let's do dances. But then club started coming over and tipping the shit out of the stage. She was really the best looking girl. Afterwards I decided to hang see what happens but there she was going back to the dance room for a while. Yeah I'm not waiting in Que for this bitch. There's other clubs other girls. I would eventually bounce but just from the looks of it, they seem to leave you alone, the guy that monitors the dance room just hangs outside. He's probably just there if things gets crazy in there, the girl can get help.

Anyway the stage girls. One older asian girl who everyone got up from the stage for, starts talking to me and saying she takes $20 up front for her to perform her magic, I said watch this magic trick instead, and I disappeared from the stage. Yeah no lady.