Saying Sean Connery sent me did not let me off the hook on the cover charge

Edinburgh, Scotland. Saturday night. They got my ass on a Scotland strip club tour so here we go. First stop. All three strip clubs in Edinburgh are all right here, so real easy to club hop. I had been to the Burke and Hare previously but not here at Western and Baby Dolls both were closed last I was in town. Area is real safe, there's not parking lot, and bascially no street parking out front but I like to park on King's Stable Road, right under Edinburgh castle a couple blocks away. You'll probably find a spot there.

Walk on over, girl and guy at the front. 5 pound cover. In we go. Inside is an old time American wild western saloon theme. I like it. Small. Bathrooms are down the steps. Lap dance booths are just past the bar. Booth with curtains. Lap dances are 10 pound for 3 minutes. So that would make this the cheaper spot in the area. Those are one way touch only. Hands at the sides. If you get VIP you could probably get away with some touching I am told. Customers looked like a bunch of white dudes of various ages, some groups, more customers than girls.

Dancers. Honestly thought it was rougher. More of a veteran lineup. Some girls went just way way OD on the plastic all over. Looked like 4 white and 1 black. Definitely the lesser of the lineups of the three clubs in Edinburgh.