Reviews by Muddy

Commack, NY. Right off the Long Island Expressway out in Suffolk. It's a good area. Parking lot, plenty of parking. Tall Latino guy at the front, ID check, pat down. No cover. Seemed like a…

Farmingdale, NY. Tuesday night around 1030. Right by intersection of farmingdale road and broadhollow road. Right by Republic Airport. Suburban safe area. You can see the purple light from this club from pretty far out.…

Passaic, NJ. Thursday night just after midnight, I was passing by thought I'd stop in. Real industrial part of Passaic, factories all around. Plenty of parking in street and in back. Walk in, through hallway bathroom…

Long Island City, NY. Completely industrial area, warehouses all around, no residential. Parked on one of the streets. Valet is $20 to get a spot right in front. Wednesday night around 1030. Cover sucks here…

Manhattan, NY. Wednesday night around midnight. I found parking right out front on 33rd street. Obviously a very busy area, for anywhere really this is the heart of Manhattan. Right by Penn Station if your…

Manhattan, NY. Thursday night after midnight. Just came from Rick's Cabaret. I parked on the street where it said no parking but a bunch of cars were parked so fuck it. I would not try…

Laurence Harbor, NJ. Monday night around 1130. Rte 35. Seems like a pretty good area. Plenty of parking all around in the lot. Walk in $20 cover which I thought was a lot considering on…

That's my pick lets see what the fuck happens. First review of this spot, founder just uploaded the listing. Staten Island, NY in the Rossville section. Wednesday night, around 11pm. Right by the outerbridge crossing.…

Burlington, NJ. Saturday night. Around like 1045. Right off of I95 and good break point on way to Philly from New York. On Rte 130. Huge Amazon warehouse off in the distance behind this club.…

Lets just get this out of the way. When Papi Chulo dies and goes to heaven, they will send his Cuban ass right back down to this strip club. I have never seen a collection…

Essington, PA. Saturday night, After midnight. Right by the airport. Next to a WaWa, which NJ and PA people seem to go fucking nuts over, I don't get it personally but whatever. Seemed like an…

Sayerville, NJ. XXXV Club or 35 Club. Right by the outerbridge crossing to Staten Island to those coming from NY like myself. Good location, a really lit up you can see it from a couple…

Lodi, NJ. Came in on a previous night acting like Tony Soprano and rejected immediately upon entering. Came back this Thursday night. Cover $20 Thur/Fri/Sat. Not worth it IMO just come Monday-Wed and don't pay…

Elizabeth, NJ. Wednesday night just after midnight just came from breathless. Area seems fine. Guarded parking lot by some guy. Spots are tight but I found one. Walk in, no cover on this night. Greeted…

Rahway, NJ. Wednesday night. Around 1145. Just came from Allure in Staten Isalnd. This club is right near a water tower. I park on the street, I just never park in the back lot but…

Bloomfield, NJ. Suburban area. 11pm on a tuesday. I think it's fine. I park on birch street. Non descript club, no way you find this place without google. Even standing in front of it, you…

Manhattan, NY. Satin Dolls was closed so I went here. Came in around 1 on a tuesday night. Found parking right across the street. Walk in, friendly dude. Military no cover here. They walk me…

Paterson, NJ. Monday night about midnight. One of a fucking billion Paterson strip clubs. Parking can be a little tricky but I found some right by a hydrant and took across the street. Area seems…

Or unlike the name suggests, in this case at least due to ethnicity of the roster, você quer foder. Paterson, NJ. Monday night around 11. Right off I-80. It's at a corner building. Looks like…

Morristown, NJ. Thursday night at about midnight. True to it's name this place feels like it's out on the fringe, it's like at least 45 minutes from Manhattan. Right off of 287. Your on Ridgefield…

Been to alot of Delilah's recently. Philly, Mansville, Hazlet, here in Tom's River. Still no dancer named Delilah in any of them. If your into girls named that, beware of false advertising. Wednesday just after…

Elizabeth, NJ. Tuesday night. Around 1am. Trying Angels but it's doors were shut, it might be closed down. This was close so I came here. This spot is way bigger. Right by the Newark Airport.…

Bound Brook, NJ. I had just come from nearby Delilah's Den 5 minutes away. I found parking on the street. Doesn't look like there's a lot but at night you should be good, there were…

Manville, NJ. Came on a Tuesday night around 11pm. Plenty of parking on street and right across from empty lots. Area seems alright. There's like two buildings and the center part connecting them is where…

Saturday night after midnight. South Paterson. Place right across the street from some giant Halal supermarket. Area seemed fine. Parking a long lot, not too many spots available but I found one. Club is like…