Reviews by Muddy

Tyngsborough, MA. Fairly wooded area. Drive up parking lot pretty full but I found a spot in the back. Walk in greeted by an old guy looks like he's running the show. Cover is $15.…

Salisbury, MA. Practically right on the beach. Way up in Northern Mass. Hasn't been reviewed in 4 years so lets get it on the board. Plenty of parking, a lot across the street and parking…

Peabody, MA. Right on Newbury street. Saturday night. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy at the front. Check ID, $10 cover. Bar is a like a maze on the left. Bathroom dead ahead. Plus sign…

Salisbury, MA. Right up near the NH/MA border. Close to the ocean and you can smell it. Plenty of parking. Walk in, bald headed guy. Check ID, $5 cover. Layout, bar on the left in…

Peabody, MA. Saturday night. Just came from Cabaret Lounge down the street. This club is right behind a Gulf gas station. There's a sign coming in saying they don't sell banana's. Shit, wasted trip. I'll…

Worcester, MA. Tuesday night. Right coming up on midnight. Distinctly blue building. Parking lot just across the street. They had a 2amer a couple weeks back, shooting. https://www.wcvb.com/article/worcester-massachusetts-strip-club-shooting-hurricane-betty-s/39545615 So it closed closed down a couple…

New Paltz, NY. Friday night after midnight. I had just come from strip club Smiles but do note they had a sign on the door saying they were closed cause not enough girls came in,…

Newburgh, NY. Friday night before midnight. Just came from Sunset Strip. Came here to Mansion. Definitley the upscale club in the area. Parking lot is weird set up but I just parked way off to…

New Windsor, NY. Friday night. First club on a strip club tour up in the Hudson Valley. Right past a busy bar/grill spot called My Place I thought that was the club mistakenly. Pull up…

Westville, NJ. Thursday night after midnight. Just came from Cheerleaders New Jersey. Crown Point Road, Industrial area. I passed it and had to swing around. Parking lot was pretty empty only a few cars I…

Glouster City, NJ. Thursday night. Just came from 21Twenty. Parking lot was packed, it's was actually tough to find a spot but I found one. Walk up and in. Two black guys working the door.…

Pennsauken Township, NJ. Thursday night. Just came from Babes Nola up the road. Place used to be called Erotic Cafe. Drive up parking lot hotel behind the club makes OTC a little easier. Club has…

Burlington, NJ. Thursday night. Right across the way from Playhouse. Plenty of parking. Walk in on the side. Desk, nobody there, it says cover is $15 but I walk in through the beaded curtain. I…

Elmhurst, NY. Thursday night. Parking is a bitch in this area. Fairly busy even just before midnight, but not ghetto. Elmhurst hospital is just across the street so in case of any 2amer you could…

I rode North on my way to the cape, on way I grew tired, weary, needed a place for slumber. I knew the King had an inn in North Darmouth so I ventured forth. I…

Reveaah, MA. Friday night, just past midnight. Like 10 minutes from downtown Boston. I had enlisted the help of some drunk guy to serve as my squire to sort of fit the theme, you know…

Stoughton, MA. Friday night. Drive up parking lot way in the back. Walk in the through the side. Door girl and security guy at a table. Cover $10. Show ID. Empty pockets and get wanded…

Great Meadows, NJ. Really out the fucking boonies of Jersey. Wednesday night. As I drove to the place there was a police car posted up not to far from here so just be aware to…

Newton, NJ. I just came from Stage Dolls and I thought was out there, this one really out in the woods. I think I might have seen big foot and the jersey devil coming here.…

Lake Hopatcong, NJ. Wednesday night at midnight. Plenty of parking, parked in front. Walk in, no cover, no nothing, sit at the bar. Layout is left side, rectangle bar with stage inside. One girl up…

Stratford, CT. Wednesday night around 11pm. Across from a mall. I went last week, this club was listed as closed and under a different name so just waited for the listing to update. Also hasn't…

Carlstadt, NJ. This is where they filmed the strip club scenes for "The Wrestler" (2008) with Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei. It's right by Metlife Stadium and the new American Dream mall in the Meadowlands.…

Woonsocket, RI. Thursday night. Suburban area. Parking lot, big enough. There's a small out house on the lot, looks like a home for a guardian of parking lot or perhaps a parking lot troll place…

Brockton, MA. Thursday night, midnight. A lot of stores sharing this lot, park in the back, entrance also right in the back. Walk in, cover $10 to door girl. I think it says something about…

Webster, Mass just south of Worcester. Thursday night. As I drive up I saw two italian plumbers, one in red and one in green both with mustaches, sprinting out the door. I have no idea…