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published 1 yr ago
Assville
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Asheville, NC. Saturday night. Only club in town. Area seemed safe, right across the street from the Swannanoa River. Plenty of parking. Walk in, nice at the front kind of had the Donald Trump meets…

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published 1 yr ago
Johnson City? I'm sorry, I was looking for Vagina City.
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Johnson City, TN. Saturday night. Only strip club in the Tri Cities. Area seemed real fine, just outside of downtown, plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy in the window, says cover is $21. ID check.…

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published 1 yr ago
Say it loudly, Bugsy is selling alcohol! POLICE! POLICE!
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Downtown Elyria, which I have no idea how to pronounce. I parked behind the place plenty of parking back there. Didn't seem like a crazy area to me. Walk in bartender…

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published 1 yr ago
No dancers
reviewed by
Muddy

3.0

Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Bugsy's. Parking lot pretty light, but I said screw it let's give it a shot. Walk in black guy in a wheelchair who I think works not sure.…

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published 1 yr ago
Black hip hop club
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Amber's a couple blocks away. Busy street, a crowded bar across the way. Area seems alright. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, big black guy in bulletproof…

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published 1 yr ago
Casino across street, it's probably a better bet than here
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Northfield, OH. Saturday night. As stated right across from a big ass MGM Casino. Busy commercial road. Not ghetto at least my view. Plenty of parking, walk in. There's a window nobody in it and…

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published 1 yr ago
Crazy Horse was a Lakota war leader that fought America in the 19th century.
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Bedford Heights, OH. Saturday night after midnight. This was the last stop on a big Cleveland area strip club run. Area, sort of on the edge of the hood but I wouldn't say this area…

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published 1 yr ago
Bob Feller should've won MVP in 1940
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Brook Park, OH. Saturday night. By the airport. Parking lot, plenty of parking. Walk in. Very pretty blonde girl working the front. Wish she was dancing. I think the cover was $5 or $10 I…

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published 1 yr ago
Would I still bang Amber Heard if she shit the bed? Yeah probably.
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Brook Park, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Crazy horse. Area doesn't seem bad. Sort of industrial. Parked in the back. Walked in. Indian guy in the box. You could hardly see him. Cover is…

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published 1 yr ago
If your fake ass is bigger than Chris Christie you may have gone overboard
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Brunswick, OH. Saturday night. Came down here with a purpose. I had to take an explosive diarrehea shit so damn bad. End of strip mall. Plenty of parking walk in. Cover is $10, free military…

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published 1 yr ago
The strip club is good, that U2 song though holy shit is that fucking annoying
reviewed by
Muddy

8.3

Providence, RI. Thursday like around 5ish. Big time traffic on Allens avenue. Already pretty much dark at this time. Parking lot looked pretty much almost filled up. Not a lot of strip clubs out there…

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published 1 yr ago
Those Michigan girls still come in handy sometimes
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Round Rock, TX. Saturday night. Just came from a rodeo out in ballpark where the Round Express play. Plenty of parking walk in. A bunch of girls at the desk. Cover is like $15 or…