Savanah on Hannah and in walked Hannah Montana from Fontana with a Banana and a Bandana and she licked my balls in a Cabana
Harrisburg, PA. Pennsylvania has for me, the most impressive State Capitol building. Friday night. There was a concert going on and a guy comes up to me and asks if I'm here for that or savannah and savannah it was. Still plenty of parking. The club is just next to under I-83 and the bands playing were some cover bands but you had a lot of people running around. Walk in, cover is $10, free military. One big thing though they ask you to check your phone or leave it in the car and I left mine in the car. No pat down at this time but later when I reentered there was. This club is sort of like a hunting lodge kind of vibe to it.
Crowd mostly older crowd it looked like, almost every seat taken but I was able to get a spot on tip row. Way more customers than girls when I came, but it started to even out as the night wore on. Dances are $20 in a bouncer monitored room and the rules are one way touch, so while that is a sold price, fuck that shit. One cool thing I saw, some Amish dude was getting in on the action, no mustache beard thing and overalls he was getting moterboated stage side. Is that not against their culture or what, either fuck it good for that dude he probably had to ride horseback here.
Dancers, it was solid I would say there were some decent talent here, you could for Not Philly/Pittsburgh PA this was upscale and compared to some of the places I went next in Reading well this might as well have been the playboy mansion. About 20, 25 girls or so. Mostly average to thinner body types. One white girl was like Holacoust skinny I was concerned for a health as I watched her dance, and guy were into it to my amazement. Probably half black, half white it looked like. Some mixed or maybe latina. One girl that stood out I would say was Kendra, she really kinda looked that Sofia Vegara girl. I wasn't sure if she was mixed black, latina or just tanned white but she had more hollywood kinda look with a lot of work done, bolt on's tatoos, nice ass but it worked on her. She was locked down and the rest of the line up except for maybe one brunette white girl in there just wasn't for me. I do think there is some quality for everyone else though.
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