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San Diego, CA. Saturday night. You know what I just love this fucking, it is so God damn gorgeous. And I have facisnation with the movie top gun when I'm here I just drive around with the soundtrack playing and acting a dressed like Maverick with the aviators and all that gay shit. Anyway, I came over here after Les Girls which was a shit show btw. And I didn't mention it yet in these San Diego reviews but Pure Platinum was closed, idk if that's a permanent thing or not but usually when a strip club is closed on Saturday night that's a wrap on that place.

Alright, drive up to DV. Parking lot, I found a spot. Walk in, black guy at the front. Cover is $25, military makes it $15. $5 drink ticket. No alcohol here. Walk in, layout is a small side stage on the left, main stage in the middle. Seats all around. Bullshit no beer bar in the back. No cellphone use btw I saw some guys be told to put it away. Place was pretty packed it was hard to get a seat. A lot of groups, I felt like the only solo dude. Groups of white guys, black guys, hispanic guys, indian guys even some girl customers doing the wooo thing. Dances out in the chairs on the out rim of the club in the open are $20 and VIP is 10 minutes for $120.

Dancers. It was a good lineup here I have to admit there were some real pretty girls here but my only nitpick was not enough of them. Maybe 10. Waaay more customers than girls like a 5 to 1 ratio. Girls were mostly white and latina with a couple mixed black girls it looked like. Half fake boobs, half natural. Ages looked like half 20ish and half 30ish.