Reviews by Muddy

Odessa, TX. Monday night. First review of this place so let's get it on the board. West side of town, area seemed ok to me. Small lot in front, with a big back lot if…

Houston, TX. Sunday night. I went over to Cover Girls but that parking lot had like 4 cars so I said fuck that, let me try over here at Splendor and the parking lot looked…

Houston, TX. Sunday night. After midnight. Walked cover was $25 I think to the girl at the front. Walk in. To your right is the bar, to your left is the LD area on open…

Austin, TX. Tuesday. I've actually been here before but way back earlier on in the strip club journey I wanted to see if my much more trained eyes were decieving me. The girls were fucking…

Beaumont, TX. Sunday night. Only strip club in Beaumont, meanwhile there are 50 billion right over in Houston. Area seems alright to me, right across from a golf driving range. Plenty of parking in the…

Starkville, MS. Saturday night. Not a lot of strip clubs in Mississipi, I think like 3 in the whole state, and I haven't been to one yet so let's end that right now. On highway…

Hot Springs, AR. Friday night. Big tourist town. Park in the lot, the guy comes out and says that the right side is for staff, I move it to the left side. Walk in, same…

Jackson, MS. Saturday night. Jackson is a pretty fucked up town, this part is pretty industrial but I probably can't say it's a safe area. The roads around here are completely fucked up. I think…

Memphis, TN. Saturday night, pretty early on. I'd been to Gold a few years back and wanted to hit Pony up. Area is well I mean it's Memphis like maybe the most jacked up city…

Hot Springs, AR. Friday night. Downtown Hot Springs. Area seems fine to me. Parking is street only, I parked a few doors down. Walk in, a couple big guys at the front do pat down.…

Lawton, OK. Thursday night after midnight. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me, sort of western outskirts of town. Walk in, cover was $10. Guy warned me they are closing at…

North Little Rock, AR. Friday night. Area is fine it's right off I-40 but you got to make sure you hit the service road and not the ramp back to 40 then it's like a…

Cabot, AR. Friday night. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk in, guy at the front, cover was $10 at the door, in you go. Walk through to the bar.…

Wichita Falls, TX. Thursday night. Not a whole lot out going on out here in Wichita Falls but wanted to check out the strip clubs here. Some graffit art on the building, plenty of parking…

Wichita Falls, TX. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seemed alright to me. Walk in, $20 for entry to the guy at the front. Walk in. Layout to the left is the…

Kansas City, MO. Saturday night. Final stop of the night. Just came from Shady Lady. The club is downtown. Parked a few blocks downtown and just walked over, I wanted to walk. Looked like over…

Kansas City, MO. Saturday night. Just east of downtown. Probably not greatest neighborhood but not the worst either. A one food truck out here and one food stand out here, both mexican. I stopped at…

Centerview, MO. Saturday night. Nothing around here but the highway. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, $10 cover. And get patted down. In you go. Bathrooms to your right, bar on the left.…

Kansas City, MO. Saturday night. All kinds of construction on the road out here. Plenty of parking around the club. Walk up, guy in a vest does a pat down and collects $10. In you…

Kansas City, MO. Saturday night. This place is basically just on the other side of the highway from where the Chiefs and Royals play. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. A couple freindly…

Omaha, NE. Friday night. Omaha is a hilly city and this club is up an hill but at night look down upon the neighborhood to the south, nice view. Plenty of parking in the lot.…

Omaha, NE. Friday night. I guess this is a new club. It's in a shopping center next to a bar. Area seems fine to me, all the way in western Omaha. Walk in, girl at…

Council Bluffs, IA. Friday night. Area seems fine to me, sort of industrial kind of area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the front just says hello, no cover or nothing…

Council Bluffs, IA. Friday night. Plenty of parking. It's like a warehouse, not much around it. Walk in, cover was $20. Get wanded down. Walk in through the hallway. In we are, it's a long…

Council Bluffs, IA. Friday night. Plenty of parking. Just on the other side of the river from Omaha. Area seems fine to me. Walk in, nobody there at the time I was, no cover, no…