JB Pritzker is one fat son of a bitch

De Soto, IL. Friday night. Very rural area not far outside of Carbondale. Nothing else really nearby, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Bar area is to the right and strip club is to the left. Real dark in here. Guy at the front, checks ID and $5 cover. Layout is bar in the right. Bathroom hook a right after the bar. Left is the stage one girl at a time up on it. Behind the stage is the dance area. Girls charge their own prices for stuff. Two way touch sounds like it’s ok here. One quote I got was 2 for $60 on the dances. Customers were mostly white folks, middle age. Mostly in small groups. Not that crowded.

Dancers. Ages 20’s-40’s. Looked like white and black. About 8 or 9 dancers. I would say mostly in the 5-6 range. Mostly natural.

The prices were kind of high for a dive bar setting like this I guess the girls make that decision though. Nothing in the lineup good enough to spend more than $10 a song on here IMO. I saw the nearby Club Coyote just closed last weekend so this is the only spot in the area now. It was time to split.