Cabaret II: Electric Boogaloo

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Just came from Angels. All the way on the east side of town. Parking in the lot looks like it fills up but found a spot, if not you got the neighborhood behind. Walk in on the east side of the building down the stairs. Guy at the podium check ID I think it was a $5 or $10 cover and a pat down. Walk in. Haven’t seen this sort of set up before it’s like arena style seating. Sort of like a mini Moda center if you will. On main stage and seating up in the rafters. Bar dead ahead. A couple satellite stages one above the entrance and one up on the left side. Customers were mostly hispanic and white guys.

Lineup. Better than I expected all the girls were in shape, thin to average. They all looked like dancers. Probably 70% Cuban and 30% white. I would say 6-8 range. Good amihnt of girls for a Portland club probably about 15 or so. Mostly 20’s and 30’s. Some fake stuff but a lot natural. One of the better lineups on the east side IMO.

I saw one Cuban chick, really fit body with totally out of porpotion in a good way natural rack. She came down and sat with me and gave me the rundown. It was 2 for $60 for lap dances for Portland that’s a pretty good deal. I asked if I suck on her tatas and she said yes. That sealed the deal. You first pre pay to the guy at the podium where you first come in at. We went dances in a see through curtain booth off to the side on the second level. Nobody else in there just a couch. Two way touch was good, I was using my mouth all over those amazing thing and I just grabbed her body, rubbed it on my lap and LDKed in no time. Great time. Fort Portland it’s a good value and btw their were af ew other candidates I could’ve gone with too. Seems like a solid spot with a unique set up. Mission accomplished but I wanted to check out other clubs aswell so I headed to AJ’s down the road.