1st review

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Nobody has reviewed this place I guess, doesn't seem like a new club, sort of just another beat up Portland dive but this one is more going the urban angle. Just came from Cabaret II. Right on Stark street here, area seems ok. Parking in the back, a little tight but I found a spot. Walk in through the back. Guy at the podium. ID check, pat down and cover was $5 or $10. Walk in. Layout, video slot machines on the back wall, LD area and patio going left. Going right is the bathrooms and the bar. Middle is one stage one girl up at a time. Customers looked like hispanic, black and white guys. Seemed pretty slow for a saturday night. Prices were $40 standard.

Dancers. Definitley more a big booty, chunky girl type lineup. Looks more cuban and black here. A couple of the black girl were more butter faces but had really bodacious bodies. It'd be fun to play with if the prices were better. Girls looked 20's and 30's around. Some fake stuff in here for sure. About 10 girls.

Overall just didn't have the talent to match the prices. If I could get $20 to play with a couple of these big ass, hourglass looking black girls, yeah I might do that, but that ain't models, $40 is too much for a chopped up hip hop song. You gotta be 8 and above for that. Next stop.