Revealed to be bullshit

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Last stop. It seems like the only strip club out near the Lake Oswego area. Seems like a good area to me. I park on the street. I see a ton of cars and hear loud latin music booming. I'm like damn this place is going to be WILD man. Anyway you enter through the back and go down some stairs. There's a few bars/clubs here. Walk in, completely dead as fuck. The guy checks ID and let's me know they only have two girls working. Although I only saw one. The other one might've just thrown in the towel for the night, understandbly so. Apparently the music and people were all upstairs at some latin club. This shit was set up.

Two other customers actually, both playing the virtual slot machines. Nobody dancing on stage, so I'd figure I'd sit by it to see what happens. Only girl working, nice lady, heavy set latina probably around 40 or so her name was Ace but just not my type, gotta lose some weight. Prices were the typical $40 dance, just way too much. In rooms. Maybe $10 would make more sense and more people would come on by, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? WHAT?!!?!?!! THERE'S NOBODY HERE!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!

I had to get the hell out. Waste of time, don't go.