Reviews by Muddy

Myrtle Beach, SC. Saturday night. Area seems fine around here. Plenty of parking around the club. Walk up, bald white guy, sounds like from NY/NJ gives me the run down. Pat down at the front…

Florence, SC. Saturday night. Not too many options out here but it's right off 95. Pull up to the lot, a bunch of cars in it. Walk up, I thought these were customers hanging out,…

Miami, OK. Saturday night. Club is up on a hill, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. There's a window to the bar that I was waiting for somebody to address me but apparently…

Eufaula, OK. Saturday night. One review in the past decade, oh I can see why. Right off 69. Area is fine, dirt parking lot. Walk in, guy at the front checks ID and the cover…

Galena, KS. Saturday night. Right off 400. Shitty rocky parking lot. Plenty of space. Walk in, cover is $15 to the door, ID check. Walk in. Bar is on the left manned by an asian…

Muskogee, OK. Saturday night. Right off the highway. Small lot but found a spot right next door. Walk in. Guy at the front, cover is $10. In you are. To the left is the bar,…

Fort Worth, TX. Friday night. You know what I've been here in the day time when it was real slow, I wanted to see what nighttime was all about. Plenty of parking in the lot,…

Fort Worth, TX. Friday night. Industrial area, seems alright to me. Plenty of parking in the lot, it's $5 to parking lot guy. In you go. I think cover was $10. Walk in. Layout, on…

Fort Worth, TX. Thursday night. Right the DFW airport. And right off highway, area is fine to me. Park in the lot, guy at the door says $10. I guess that's the lot fee, fuck…

Fort Worth, TX. Friday night. Way out on the western part of town. Right off the highway. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Inside is a window to the bar, you pay the…

Fort Worth, TX. Thursday night. South part of town, looked alright to me, right off the highway. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, bouncer tells me he's just gonna fetch the door girl…

Houston, TX. Wednesday night. I tried Sunday night but it was real dead but back Wednesday. Plenty of parking in the lot, walk in. Girl at the front. Cover I think was $20, free military.…

Houston, TX. Wednesday night. The Ritz has been here I think since 1985. You can see the big neon sign right off the Gulf freeway. Plenty of parking behind the club. Area seems fine to…

Austin, TX. Tuesday night. Just came from Yellow Rose, same owner. This place used to be called Expose, I never got here when it was that though so I wanted what was going on at…

Killeen, TX. Tuesday night. Big army town, home of Fort Hood or now it's Fort Cavazos. Knowing all that, most of the strippers are going to have some type of connection to the military. Stuff…

Odessa, TX. Monday night. Odessa is where that movie Friday night lights takes place. The TLDR is that this is probably the only club worth checking out in Odessa but it that great. Sort of…

Odessa, TX. Monday night. Came here right after Ricks, it's basically right next door. Plenty of parking in the lot. I think cover was $15. Walk in. It's pretty nice inside. There were anotehr couple…

Odessa, TX. Monday night. First review of this place so let's get it on the board. West side of town, area seemed ok to me. Small lot in front, with a big back lot if…

Houston, TX. Sunday night. I went over to Cover Girls but that parking lot had like 4 cars so I said fuck that, let me try over here at Splendor and the parking lot looked…

Houston, TX. Sunday night. After midnight. Walked cover was $25 I think to the girl at the front. Walk in. To your right is the bar, to your left is the LD area on open…

Austin, TX. Tuesday. I've actually been here before but way back earlier on in the strip club journey I wanted to see if my much more trained eyes were decieving me. The girls were fucking…

Beaumont, TX. Sunday night. Only strip club in Beaumont, meanwhile there are 50 billion right over in Houston. Area seems alright to me, right across from a golf driving range. Plenty of parking in the…

Starkville, MS. Saturday night. Not a lot of strip clubs in Mississipi, I think like 3 in the whole state, and I haven't been to one yet so let's end that right now. On highway…

Hot Springs, AR. Friday night. Big tourist town. Park in the lot, the guy comes out and says that the right side is for staff, I move it to the left side. Walk in, same…

Jackson, MS. Saturday night. Jackson is a pretty fucked up town, this part is pretty industrial but I probably can't say it's a safe area. The roads around here are completely fucked up. I think…