Reviews by Muddy

Nashville, TN. Saturday night. Club is a little wonky to get to right facing I-40. And parking is kind of bitch I found a spot near dominoes next door. There's some homeless dudes in the…

Athens, GA. Friday night. Home of UGA. Downtown is just packed with college kids. BTW so many God damn pretty little blonde walking around. But also everyone is barking, I get it Bulldogs, but that…

Atlanta, GA. Friday night. Area is fine right up in Buckhead. Parking is valet, $10 out the door. Walk up, clear the mag, stuff in buck, id check. In your are. $20 to the girl…

San Diego, CA. Friday night. Only club in SD I haven't been to yet and wanted to visit. Safe area in San Diego. Amazing city btw. Right off 163. Friendly black dude at the front,…

Lansing, MI. Saturday night. Lansing home to Michigan State University, home of the Spartans. This club is downtown, right down the street from where the Lansing Lugnuts A ball baseball team plays. Seems like a…

Lansing, MI. Saturday night. I've actually been here before but I felt like I got here too early, there was only a couple dancers and it was otherwise empty, I felt I didn't experience it…

Lansing, MI. Saturday night. Rolled up, area seems to fine to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the bar asks me what I want. I usually get soda water but…

Myrtle Beach, SC. Saturday night. Coming from Lust, a couple doors down. Area is fine. Parking all around the club. Walk in. Girl at the front, real friendly, cover is $10. Quick pat down. In…

Myrtle Beach, SC. Saturday night. Area seems fine around here. Plenty of parking around the club. Walk up, bald white guy, sounds like from NY/NJ gives me the run down. Pat down at the front…

Florence, SC. Saturday night. Not too many options out here but it's right off 95. Pull up to the lot, a bunch of cars in it. Walk up, I thought these were customers hanging out,…

Miami, OK. Saturday night. Club is up on a hill, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. There's a window to the bar that I was waiting for somebody to address me but apparently…

Eufaula, OK. Saturday night. One review in the past decade, oh I can see why. Right off 69. Area is fine, dirt parking lot. Walk in, guy at the front checks ID and the cover…

Galena, KS. Saturday night. Right off 400. Shitty rocky parking lot. Plenty of space. Walk in, cover is $15 to the door, ID check. Walk in. Bar is on the left manned by an asian…

Muskogee, OK. Saturday night. Right off the highway. Small lot but found a spot right next door. Walk in. Guy at the front, cover is $10. In you are. To the left is the bar,…

Fort Worth, TX. Friday night. You know what I've been here in the day time when it was real slow, I wanted to see what nighttime was all about. Plenty of parking in the lot,…

Fort Worth, TX. Friday night. Industrial area, seems alright to me. Plenty of parking in the lot, it's $5 to parking lot guy. In you go. I think cover was $10. Walk in. Layout, on…

Fort Worth, TX. Thursday night. Right the DFW airport. And right off highway, area is fine to me. Park in the lot, guy at the door says $10. I guess that's the lot fee, fuck…

Fort Worth, TX. Friday night. Way out on the western part of town. Right off the highway. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Inside is a window to the bar, you pay the…

Fort Worth, TX. Thursday night. South part of town, looked alright to me, right off the highway. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, bouncer tells me he's just gonna fetch the door girl…

Houston, TX. Wednesday night. I tried Sunday night but it was real dead but back Wednesday. Plenty of parking in the lot, walk in. Girl at the front. Cover I think was $20, free military.…

Houston, TX. Wednesday night. The Ritz has been here I think since 1985. You can see the big neon sign right off the Gulf freeway. Plenty of parking behind the club. Area seems fine to…

Austin, TX. Tuesday night. Just came from Yellow Rose, same owner. This place used to be called Expose, I never got here when it was that though so I wanted what was going on at…

Killeen, TX. Tuesday night. Big army town, home of Fort Hood or now it's Fort Cavazos. Knowing all that, most of the strippers are going to have some type of connection to the military. Stuff…

Odessa, TX. Monday night. Odessa is where that movie Friday night lights takes place. The TLDR is that this is probably the only club worth checking out in Odessa but it that great. Sort of…

Odessa, TX. Monday night. Came here right after Ricks, it's basically right next door. Plenty of parking in the lot. I think cover was $15. Walk in. It's pretty nice inside. There were anotehr couple…