Reviews by Muddy

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Columbia strip. Industrial area. Plenty of parking. Walk in, pay $5 to the guy at the front. Small stage on the left side, and the bar and video…

Portland, OR. Friday night. East side of the Willamette river. Parking on street only. Area seemed arlight but urban Portland, a lot of whackadoodles running around. Walk in, cool hispanic dude at the front. ID…

Beaverton, OR. Saturday night. Beaverton ain't a bad town, area seems fine. I've heard bad stuff about this place but it wasn't that bad to me, seemed pretty nice inside maybe it gets ghetto later…

Gervais, OR. Saturday night. Just came from the Sugar Shack. I guess just missed Sinclair at this spot, but I read his review and I have the exact same conclusions. Anyway it's not far off…

Salem, OR. Saturday night. Pretty early on. Area seems fine to me, park around back. Walk in through the front. No cover, no nothing, just walk in. Layout is bar on the left, further left…

Linda, CA. Sunday night. Area seems alright pull up there's a bar right here in front. You want to go around on the left side of the building for entrance into City Limits. Walk in,…

Oxnard, CA. Tuesday night. Christmas Eve. I was crusing on Highway 1 west through, I timed it perfect, with sunset all that good shit. Anyway by night my ass with in Oxnard. i called to…

Colton, CA. Monday night. Area seems beat up but it should be alright. Parked behind the club, entrance in the front. Walk in, friendly dude, $10 cover, free military. Walk in. On the right side…

Hesperia, CA. Monday night. Out in the desert. Just came from Empire which sucked but atleast better than here. Drive up, pretty empty lot. Walk in. Guy at the front, gives me the rundown. Cover…

Adelanto, CA. Monday night. Hasn't been reviewed in like 8 years it looks like. It's still open. They more dancers than over at Showgirls at least. Your kind of leaving town, not much going on…

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night after midnight. Up in North Beach. Neighborhood is fine. Street parking. Still some bars and restaurants open, even though it's real late. Walk up to the bouncer at the front.…

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from E11even. Wanted to check out the two beach area clubs. I understand the repuation wasn't great but I like to see this stuff for myself. Anyway the…

Miami, FL. Saturday night. Been meaning to come here for the longest. This is probably the most famous strip club in America today. Every dancer knows E11even. This is the only club downtown and for…

Pompano Beach, FL. Friday night. Pompano isn't the greatest area but it seems fine to me around here. Guarded lot. Front lot is $5 back lot is $2. Walk up and get pat frisked. Best…

Goulds, FL. Friday night. Right off route 1, area seemed fine to me. Parking lot full, keep going down the street for an empty grass lot, just park there. Entrance is at the back. Get…

Miami, FL. Friday night. Went on a strip club tour down route 1. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me, right off the highway. Walk up to a guy sitting out…

Homestead, FL. Friday night after midnight. Right off route 1. Area seems fine to me. Parking in the lot, if not next door in the shopping center lot. Walk over, guy puking out the back…

Miami, FL. Friday night. Next stop on a route 1 run. The good things about these clubs, they are open real late, like 5 or 6am so you can jam a lot of these sc's…

Pompano Beach, FL. Saturday night. Ignore the title that's not how I feel, I just love Ashford & Simpson. First stop of the night. This club is not included in the "Pompano Triangle" but I…

Hialeah, FL. Friday night. Right by the airport, area seems fine to me. I accidently parked in the hotel lot next door and just left it there and walked over. Walk in. Girl in the…

Hialeah, FL. Friday night. Right by the airport. Area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Guy is patrolling. Walk up the steps bald guy, scan ID and pat down. Walk in.…

Doral, FL. Friday night. Area is safe, pretty industrial around here. Plenty of parking in the lot, quick pat down and in you go. Very busty, beautiful chick working desk, best looking girl in the…

Smithville, TN. Saturday night. Not much going on around here, pretty rural part of Tennessee. It's really only strip club out in the Tennessee hinterlands the other ones are all in the known cities. Plenty…

Bowling Green, KY. Saturday night. I came in, in the 8ish hour. Plenty of parking in the lot. A decent amount of cars, but most were probably drinking in the bar next door as the…

Nashville, TN. Saturday night. Just leaving downtown. Free lot next door, that is guarded by a guy in truck. Walk up, girl bouncer at the front. Pat down. Walk in. Pay $32 to the door…