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published 6 mos ago
These go to 11
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Miami, FL. Saturday night. Been meaning to come here for the longest. This is probably the most famous strip club in America today. Every dancer knows E11even. This is the only club downtown and for…

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published 6 mos ago
Gangsta Rap at Booby Trap
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Pompano Beach, FL. Friday night. Pompano isn't the greatest area but it seems fine to me around here. Guarded lot. Front lot is $5 back lot is $2. Walk up and get pat frisked. Best…

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published 6 mos ago
Not the girls, but the DJ here gets up on stage and is singing and dancing
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Goulds, FL. Friday night. Right off route 1, area seemed fine to me. Parking lot full, keep going down the street for an empty grass lot, just park there. Entrance is at the back. Get…

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published 6 mos ago
Tip Parade in South Florida
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Miami, FL. Friday night. Went on a strip club tour down route 1. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me, right off the highway. Walk up to a guy sitting out…

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published 6 mos ago
It's way too fucking loud.
reviewed by
Muddy

3.3

Homestead, FL. Friday night after midnight. Right off route 1. Area seems fine to me. Parking in the lot, if not next door in the shopping center lot. Walk over, guy puking out the back…

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published 6 mos ago
The invasive Burmese Pythons have eaten all the animals in the Everglades.
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Miami, FL. Friday night. Next stop on a route 1 run. The good things about these clubs, they are open real late, like 5 or 6am so you can jam a lot of these sc's…

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published 6 mos ago
Solid as a Rock. And the thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Pompano Beach, FL. Saturday night. Ignore the title that's not how I feel, I just love Ashford & Simpson. First stop of the night. This club is not included in the "Pompano Triangle" but I…

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published 6 mos ago
Waste of cover
reviewed by
Muddy

3.7

Hialeah, FL. Friday night. Right by the airport, area seems fine to me. I accidently parked in the hotel lot next door and just left it there and walked over. Walk in. Girl in the…

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published 6 mos ago
Ciao Bella
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Hialeah, FL. Friday night. Right by the airport. Area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Guy is patrolling. Walk up the steps bald guy, scan ID and pat down. Walk in.…

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published 6 mos ago
Chile Con Carne
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Doral, FL. Friday night. Area is safe, pretty industrial around here. Plenty of parking in the lot, quick pat down and in you go. Very busty, beautiful chick working desk, best looking girl in the…

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published 7 mos ago
In the Midnight Hour
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Smithville, TN. Saturday night. Not much going on around here, pretty rural part of Tennessee. It's really only strip club out in the Tennessee hinterlands the other ones are all in the known cities. Plenty…

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published 7 mos ago
Slow start
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Bowling Green, KY. Saturday night. I came in, in the 8ish hour. Plenty of parking in the lot. A decent amount of cars, but most were probably drinking in the bar next door as the…