Reviews

Euless, TX. Saturday night. Area seems ok. Off highway 157 right up the road from baby dolls which I would head to next. Walk in, $10 to the girl at the front. No pat down…

Euless, TX. Saturday night. After midnight. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems ok. Walk in. Lady at the desk, $10 cover. No pat down or ID check. Another spot just like Pandora's where…

New Smyna Beach, FL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me right on Dixie Freeway. You might miss it at first as the lights are out on the sign. It looks like a hotel right…

Satellite Beach, FL. Saturday night. Area is safe right off Jimmy Buffet Highway. In a shopping center. There was a cool band of older dudes playing in the bar next door, that bar was called…

Daytona Beach, FL. Saturday night. Haven't been to this Daytona club, figured I'd check it out. This part of Daytona ain't bad at all, right on Atlantic avenue, like main beach drag in town, just…

DeLand, FL. Friday night. Just came from Soft Tails across town. I parked in the gravel lot next door, area seems ok to me, right off highway 17. Walk in, ID check, pat down and…

Micanopy, FL. Just south of Gainsville right off 75. Big truck stop club. Plenty of parking area seems fine, sort of just a pit stop type area. Walk on in. Friendly older guy at the…

Ocala, FL. Friday night. Plenty of parking. Busy commerical road, seemed alright to me. Parking lot, got a little tight, I parked on the grass right next to the big sign WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T…

DeLand, FL. Friday night. Right off international speedway blvd. Area looked alright to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. A little hole in the wall you have to croach down to…

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night. Fucking…

Medford, OR. Thursday night. Downtown Medford. Seems alright to me. Street parking found some right out front. Walk in, girl at the desk. Cover is $5. Walk in. To your left is the bar, everyone…

Astoria, OR. Friday night. They actually filmed the Goonies here in Astoria. I asked some of the dancers to do the truffle shuffle and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about. Fun…