Reviews by Muddy

Hesperia, CA. Monday night. Out in the desert. Just came from Empire which sucked but atleast better than here. Drive up, pretty empty lot. Walk in. Guy at the front, gives me the rundown. Cover…

Adelanto, CA. Monday night. Hasn't been reviewed in like 8 years it looks like. It's still open. They more dancers than over at Showgirls at least. Your kind of leaving town, not much going on…

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night after midnight. Up in North Beach. Neighborhood is fine. Street parking. Still some bars and restaurants open, even though it's real late. Walk up to the bouncer at the front.…

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from E11even. Wanted to check out the two beach area clubs. I understand the repuation wasn't great but I like to see this stuff for myself. Anyway the…

Miami, FL. Saturday night. Been meaning to come here for the longest. This is probably the most famous strip club in America today. Every dancer knows E11even. This is the only club downtown and for…

Pompano Beach, FL. Friday night. Pompano isn't the greatest area but it seems fine to me around here. Guarded lot. Front lot is $5 back lot is $2. Walk up and get pat frisked. Best…

Goulds, FL. Friday night. Right off route 1, area seemed fine to me. Parking lot full, keep going down the street for an empty grass lot, just park there. Entrance is at the back. Get…

Miami, FL. Friday night. Went on a strip club tour down route 1. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me, right off the highway. Walk up to a guy sitting out…

Homestead, FL. Friday night after midnight. Right off route 1. Area seems fine to me. Parking in the lot, if not next door in the shopping center lot. Walk over, guy puking out the back…

Miami, FL. Friday night. Next stop on a route 1 run. The good things about these clubs, they are open real late, like 5 or 6am so you can jam a lot of these sc's…

Pompano Beach, FL. Saturday night. Ignore the title that's not how I feel, I just love Ashford & Simpson. First stop of the night. This club is not included in the "Pompano Triangle" but I…

Hialeah, FL. Friday night. Right by the airport, area seems fine to me. I accidently parked in the hotel lot next door and just left it there and walked over. Walk in. Girl in the…

Hialeah, FL. Friday night. Right by the airport. Area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Guy is patrolling. Walk up the steps bald guy, scan ID and pat down. Walk in.…

Doral, FL. Friday night. Area is safe, pretty industrial around here. Plenty of parking in the lot, quick pat down and in you go. Very busty, beautiful chick working desk, best looking girl in the…

Smithville, TN. Saturday night. Not much going on around here, pretty rural part of Tennessee. It's really only strip club out in the Tennessee hinterlands the other ones are all in the known cities. Plenty…

Bowling Green, KY. Saturday night. I came in, in the 8ish hour. Plenty of parking in the lot. A decent amount of cars, but most were probably drinking in the bar next door as the…

Nashville, TN. Saturday night. Just leaving downtown. Free lot next door, that is guarded by a guy in truck. Walk up, girl bouncer at the front. Pat down. Walk in. Pay $32 to the door…

Nashville, TN. Saturday night. Club is a little wonky to get to right facing I-40. And parking is kind of bitch I found a spot near dominoes next door. There's some homeless dudes in the…

Athens, GA. Friday night. Home of UGA. Downtown is just packed with college kids. BTW so many God damn pretty little blonde walking around. But also everyone is barking, I get it Bulldogs, but that…

Atlanta, GA. Friday night. Area is fine right up in Buckhead. Parking is valet, $10 out the door. Walk up, clear the mag, stuff in buck, id check. In your are. $20 to the girl…

San Diego, CA. Friday night. Only club in SD I haven't been to yet and wanted to visit. Safe area in San Diego. Amazing city btw. Right off 163. Friendly black dude at the front,…

Lansing, MI. Saturday night. Lansing home to Michigan State University, home of the Spartans. This club is downtown, right down the street from where the Lansing Lugnuts A ball baseball team plays. Seems like a…

Lansing, MI. Saturday night. I've actually been here before but I felt like I got here too early, there was only a couple dancers and it was otherwise empty, I felt I didn't experience it…

Lansing, MI. Saturday night. Rolled up, area seems to fine to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the bar asks me what I want. I usually get soda water but…

Myrtle Beach, SC. Saturday night. Coming from Lust, a couple doors down. Area is fine. Parking all around the club. Walk in. Girl at the front, real friendly, cover is $10. Quick pat down. In…