Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Hoes

Bend, OR. Saturday night. Really scenic little city, seems safe to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. In we go. Red head at the front podium ID check and I think cover was $5. Alright look right that way is video slot machines, the bathroom and the dance area. Look left that way is the stage and bar area.

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Two stages going at a time, one main and one side stage. Most patrons in here were white with some hispanic and asian guys. A lot of groups. Pretty good crowd in here. They got some of that old school pornstar memorabilia on the walls, it's a nice place inside for sure.

Dancers about 25 or so in total. A ton of fake stuff it's southern California basically. Not all though. Lineup was mostly white with a Latina and black chick in there. Most girls thin to average with some on that thick/hefty line. Looked 20's-40's. I would say a good amount of veteran dancers here though. Pretty solid lineup. There's a few of those girls who got those rock hard plastic bodies, nice faces that a lot of guys go ga ga over, it's just not my thing at all man.