High Heels Saloon
2678 N 48th Rd Somonauk, IL 60552

I don't mind if strippers wear sneakers

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Muddy
Apr 30, 2025, 1:29 PM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Somonauk, IL. Saturday night late night. Not much around here, seems like a safe area to me. Walk on in. Guy at the front cover I think was $9. Other guy wands you down. Layout is bathroom is right on the left here. Video slot machines. Bar is one in this room and one right next to it in the other room on the right side. Dances are $30 a song. Two girls up on stage at a time. Customers mostly hispanic and white guys. Mostly loud hip hop but some metal in there, I remembered Disturbed playing.

 

Dancers. Hispnaic, white and black. Some girls poor english. Definitley some fake stuff. Talent probably 4-7 range. Body types thin to hefty. About 25 girls. 20's and 30's mostly.

 

I saw one chick, big girl but with big ass and titties. She had the goods. I think she was latina. I forget her name now. But I stopped her to ask about dances. She said $30 a song, I can touch just not coochie. She said if she can find me later, she's up in couple songs. Well later on I'm watching her dance up close, she takes off her top and while her rack was massive, those things were fake. I just didn't feel like burning $30 to squish some rock hard bobbies. So I left. Not much else here I was interested in. Wouldn't come back. Another thing no phones even just look at them, they hollered at me for it.

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