The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6 Ottawa, IL 61350

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Muddy
Apr 30, 2025, 11:35 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Ottawa, IL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Girl at the front, collect $5 cover. In we are, not a big spot. Real old time mid western bar feel inside. Probably hasn't changed in decades, looks right out of a 1980's beer commercial. Wood paneling, memorabilia on the walls. The bathroom is on the far left side. Bar island is right on the left coming in. One stage, one girl up at a time. Dances take place on the right side out in the open at $20 a song. Most people were white and older side.

 

Dancers. Only about 5 here. Veteran lineup. Looks like everyone 40 and up. All girls white. Average to hefty. 2-5 range. Some fake stuff.

 

Overall everyone was friendly, I liked the vibe but talent just wasn't there to be having fun. Rough, I sat at the stage for a bit but realized there just ain't much going on. I didn't stay that long and headed to silver slipper.

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