Reviews

Portland, OR. Friday night. East side of the Willamette river. Parking on street only. Area seemed arlight but urban Portland, a lot of whackadoodles running around. Walk in, cool hispanic dude at the front. ID…

Beaverton, OR. Saturday night. Beaverton ain't a bad town, area seems fine. I've heard bad stuff about this place but it wasn't that bad to me, seemed pretty nice inside maybe it gets ghetto later…

Gervais, OR. Saturday night. Just came from the Sugar Shack. I guess just missed Sinclair at this spot, but I read his review and I have the exact same conclusions. Anyway it's not far off…

Salem, OR. Saturday night. Pretty early on. Area seems fine to me, park around back. Walk in through the front. No cover, no nothing, just walk in. Layout is bar on the left, further left…

Linda, CA. Sunday night. Area seems alright pull up there's a bar right here in front. You want to go around on the left side of the building for entrance into City Limits. Walk in,…

Oxnard, CA. Tuesday night. Christmas Eve. I was crusing on Highway 1 west through, I timed it perfect, with sunset all that good shit. Anyway by night my ass with in Oxnard. i called to…

Colton, CA. Monday night. Area seems beat up but it should be alright. Parked behind the club, entrance in the front. Walk in, friendly dude, $10 cover, free military. Walk in. On the right side…

Hesperia, CA. Monday night. Out in the desert. Just came from Empire which sucked but atleast better than here. Drive up, pretty empty lot. Walk in. Guy at the front, gives me the rundown. Cover…

Adelanto, CA. Monday night. Hasn't been reviewed in like 8 years it looks like. It's still open. They more dancers than over at Showgirls at least. Your kind of leaving town, not much going on…

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night after midnight. Up in North Beach. Neighborhood is fine. Street parking. Still some bars and restaurants open, even though it's real late. Walk up to the bouncer at the front.…

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from E11even. Wanted to check out the two beach area clubs. I understand the repuation wasn't great but I like to see this stuff for myself. Anyway the…

Miami, FL. Saturday night. Been meaning to come here for the longest. This is probably the most famous strip club in America today. Every dancer knows E11even. This is the only club downtown and for…