Reviews by Muddy

DeLand, FL. Friday night. Just came from Soft Tails across town. I parked in the gravel lot next door, area seems ok to me, right off highway 17. Walk in, ID check, pat down and…

Micanopy, FL. Just south of Gainsville right off 75. Big truck stop club. Plenty of parking area seems fine, sort of just a pit stop type area. Walk on in. Friendly older guy at the…

Ocala, FL. Friday night. Plenty of parking. Busy commerical road, seemed alright to me. Parking lot, got a little tight, I parked on the grass right next to the big sign WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T…

DeLand, FL. Friday night. Right off international speedway blvd. Area looked alright to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. A little hole in the wall you have to croach down to…

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night. Fucking…

Medford, OR. Thursday night. Downtown Medford. Seems alright to me. Street parking found some right out front. Walk in, girl at the desk. Cover is $5. Walk in. To your left is the bar, everyone…

Astoria, OR. Friday night. They actually filmed the Goonies here in Astoria. I asked some of the dancers to do the truffle shuffle and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about. Fun…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. I parked behind this joint, no lot only street parking. Walk in, guy checks ID, and gives you the run down. Not a big club, typical…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking around back. Area seems ok. In between Devil's and Hawthorne which I would also hit. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy sitting in a chair, show him ID in you…

Coos Bay, OR. Thursday night. Coastal Oregon. Area is fine, cool town. Raining of course. Just north of here is Dune City where the creator of the film Dune got his inspiration for that movie.…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Plenty of parking on the side and in back of this club. Walk in, guy sitting at the front, cover was $5 I think. From here, Lap dance booths with curtains…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking on the street. Neighborhood is pretty industrial around here, doesn't seem that bad to me. Walk in, no nothing just basically empty bar. I counted a three strippers. Three customers.…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Right by the airport. Parked around back. Entrance is also in back. Walk in. Younger dude at the front, ID check and pat down. Layout, bar dead ahead. Some slot machines…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Industrial part of town. Seems ok a few homeless in the area. Parked across the street, walk on in, no cover, no nothing. Video slot machines, most being utilized. The club…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Northwest part of town. Plenty parking up on a hill. Walk in, lady asks if I've been, no I say and gives me the rundown. I ask for singles and I…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Neighborhood seems alright. Right off Powell blvd and right before you go over the Ross Island bridge. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Big…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Area seems alright, parking in the lot or the street outside. Guy out front checks ID. Walk in. Sort of like cheers bar type enviornment. The bar is right as you…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Columbia strip. Industrial area. Plenty of parking. Walk in, pay $5 to the guy at the front. Small stage on the left side, and the bar and video…

Portland, OR. Friday night. East side of the Willamette river. Parking on street only. Area seemed arlight but urban Portland, a lot of whackadoodles running around. Walk in, cool hispanic dude at the front. ID…

Beaverton, OR. Saturday night. Beaverton ain't a bad town, area seems fine. I've heard bad stuff about this place but it wasn't that bad to me, seemed pretty nice inside maybe it gets ghetto later…

Gervais, OR. Saturday night. Just came from the Sugar Shack. I guess just missed Sinclair at this spot, but I read his review and I have the exact same conclusions. Anyway it's not far off…

Salem, OR. Saturday night. Pretty early on. Area seems fine to me, park around back. Walk in through the front. No cover, no nothing, just walk in. Layout is bar on the left, further left…

Linda, CA. Sunday night. Area seems alright pull up there's a bar right here in front. You want to go around on the left side of the building for entrance into City Limits. Walk in,…

Oxnard, CA. Tuesday night. Christmas Eve. I was crusing on Highway 1 west through, I timed it perfect, with sunset all that good shit. Anyway by night my ass with in Oxnard. i called to…

Colton, CA. Monday night. Area seems beat up but it should be alright. Parked behind the club, entrance in the front. Walk in, friendly dude, $10 cover, free military. Walk in. On the right side…