Carted off the field

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night after midnight. It has a Clearwater address online, but it's not really near Clearwater, so I don't fucking know. Right off Ulmerton, a busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems alright to me. Walk on in. They have a vehicle out front with ads for OZ as well it's sister club. Probably the only two upscale clubs west of Tampa. Walk on in, pretty brown hair girl at the front. Cover was $18. Walk down the hallway, in we are.

To your left is the main stage, three girls up at a time. To your right is the square bar island and immediate right is the bathroom. Hook a left and that's the VIP dance area. Dances are $40 a song, two way touch allowed but it's literally on those couches next to the bar. Kind of lame place to have it. And the downstairs was 15 minutes for $120. Customers were a lot of groups, looked like white and hispanic mostly. It's really well lit in here btw.

Dancers were probably about 30 or so. White, black and Cuban. Some fake stuff in here for sure. Some quality in the lineup, definitely nobody hideous. I would go 5-9 range. Most girls looked 20's and 30's.