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3 years ago
Bullshit. nicespice has a liberal grind. 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
So over the last week I finally went back to some clubs after a long break of about a year and a half. Call it a self treat for passing some job interviews and getting my resume updated.
I saw an old fave at one club which was great as usual, but the one unpleasant surprise was that the club's dance rates were up by $25. Single dances were $65 and it was $125 for three. What. The. Fuck. This was quoted by my fave and two other strippers. They all stated it was due to COVID and a way to make up for the lost revenue. I negotiated three dances down to $120 but I didn't push it since I've been out of the game for so long.
At the other club is where the pleasant surprise(s) occurred. And it was in part set up by the previous club above. She was a 9-10 blonde. Everything my type. Fine blonde hair, huge blue eyes, perfect C cups, and long legs under an apple ass. Exquisite baby soft skin too. A porcelain Barbie doll. A young Jaime Pressley lookalike. And she just happened to be working a special rare day shift so it was a lucky score to catch her. She had no issues with a little massage time and a good surprise was that she quoted pre-COVID dance rates. I didn't bother to negotiate her $100/3 rate especially after the other club rates. After the massage warm up she proceeded to give me near perfect dances like I like. She did not shy away from my boner and grinded it in multiple ways like only my regular faves know. She wasn't a stick shifter but her pussy on cock grinding was top notch and she let my hands roam and let me control the pace with my hands all over her ass. I edged from the start and LDKed (hard!) on cue halfway into the third song.
In summary, the pleasant surprise was everything about her. After being out of the game so long and finding a near perfect stripper, a 9-10 all natural blonde that grinds like a champ, right away with no real effort to search for her was absolutely a pleasant surprise for a semi retired PL.
And I'm kinda glad she doesn't work day shift often because she'd be too tempting to see too often.
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3 years ago
Never been to Tampa, but I have been to clubs all over the US. And although Portland has its share of complete dives and FUGLY strippers, I'll put the best clubs and strippers out here on par with any other city. I rank it in my top three cities with Phoenix and Albuquerque. There are some really beautiful women and strippers here if you know where to look. Portland simply has more strip club variety and diversity than many other cities. You get it all here. The Good, the Bad, the Ugly.
I'm not an extras guy myself, but I do know they are available here through other local TUSCLers. I think it's more discreet and rare than other areas but it is available. Also I have had faves that were escorts/OTC only. They were completely against ITC extras too. Again, there's nothing you can get in any other strip club city that you can't get here. I think the scene caters to local mongers that know the best places and times to club through simple trial and error. It's more challenging to visitors to navigate the scene for what they want here due to the wide variety.
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3 years ago
^^^ all you just typed up is an embellishment of paying a sex worker for GFE. You call it caring and a show of respect, but to her it's just payment for whatever services rendered.
And in a strip club or AMP of course things happen explosively fast. It's just good business for a stripper to close her business deals ASAP.
And LMAO that you think this is anything close to civie women relationships. At best you get a sugar daddy relationship which is still far removed from a civie one.
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3 years ago
"Handing her money is how she pays her bills. It is very practical. But spending money on her is completely wasteful."
^^^san_jose_creep this right here proves you are loony or at the very least you have poor reading comprehension skills.
Whether you hand her money for her bills or you are spending money on her, it's the same fucking thing. That money you spend on her could easily go to her bills too. So it doesn't matter. In the end you are still giving money to a sex worker for GFE. All you and icee do is play mental gymnastics that you aren't paying hookers for sex and GFE. Spoiler alert: if she's a sex worker and you are giving her money, it's a business transaction.
The fact that you cannot equate what is, for all intents and purposes, the same thing, is proof to me that something isn't right in your head.
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3 years ago
@san_jose_creep if you were a divorce lawyer both my wife and I would laugh in your face. LMAO good thing you're a homeless dude with mental issues instead. 🤪
And FYI right above your post I already posted:
"And I know all of us here on TUSCL are PLs."
^^^ you're such a dumbass you don't realize that in this statement I'm already saying that I know I'm a PL. It's encompassed in the statement "all of us here on TUSCL". This means you, me, icee, and everyone else with a TUSCL account is a PL.
The difference between you and me is that you lack basic reading comprehension skills, dumbass. Oh, and I'm not homeless posting from a San Jose public library.
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3 years ago
There's still two open issues, though - what happens to the engagement ring and the feigned suicide heroin?
C'mon icee, please let us know what you're going to do with both!
Are you going to save the ring for the next junkie stripper whore that you get your inner trick on with?
And maybe instead of a coke junkie you go for a heroin one and use the stash from your feigned suicide to exploit her?
When life gives you lemons, make that lemonade my nigga. Lulz.
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3 years ago
Cashman on stripperweb is like a gigolo in a convent. 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years ago
^^^ was it because you started a thread called "I'm surprised more PLs don't look for info on here"?
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3 years ago
Icee exploits the desperation of junkie strippers then whines about landlords exploiting renters. Not saying the latter is right or wrong, just saying icee is being highly ironic. 😂
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3 years ago
@nicespice LMAO I resemble that post, but...I was the same way when I was young.
And it's most definitely a strategy thing. 😁
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3 years ago
Day and time of day both matter. Slow times will get you better rates for whatever but with it comes lower dancer quality. But that doesn't mean sub standard quality. It just means you have a lower but not impossible chance of finding that 9-10 hottie in your own eyes.
I like going to a club at the slowest times. It's called market demand. Strippers are doing the same thing by wanting to dance at the times when they can make the most money. There's nothing "low" about any of this.
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3 years ago
I guess the moral of this entire story is don't make your "relationship" with a coke junkie stripper whore out to be anything more than a trick+hooker business arrangement - the trick gets some GFE and the hooker gets a steady supply of money and drugs. Just be happy with it. TUSCL is full of dudes just like you.
If you become one of those PLs that are an RIL with a junkie stripper whore, you are at risk of feigning a suicide by overdose at a strip club and then look like an attention whoring fool by posting about it in multiple threads. 🤷
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3 years ago
@nicespice and @NinaBambina since both of you have also been mistreated through your posts and pics throughout the years, I'm curious why both of you continue to post here. Not that I'm complaining. Have the supposed benefits of TUSCL outweighed all the negatives for strippers? Do either of you recommend joining TUSCL to your work friends?
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3 years ago
So does this mean you're going to try propose to her again? Did you save that engagement ring you bought for a coke junkie stripper that dumped you for a weed dealer?
We need an update here. 😂😂😂
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3 years ago
LOL icee you always say I'm on ignore but you still read and reply to me. Kinda like an obsessed autistic nutjob. It's called pretend ignore. 😂😂😂
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3 years ago
LOL san_jose_creep yeah I know you could never figure out how to make your own marriage work, unlike me. 😁
And I know all of us here on TUSCL are PLs.
Also I think in your case you went to see AMP whores behind your wife's back, again unlike me. 🤪
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3 years ago
"civvie roles"
^^^ civvie role playing
Lulz
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3 years ago
icee and san_jose_creep do mental gymnastics like Suni Lee just to avoid facing that they're paying for GFE from stripper whores.
I'm amazed at the lengths they go. Highly entertaining. 😂
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3 years ago
"The key is getting them out of the work mode and into their civvie roles."
^^^ LOL in other words, pay them for OTC. 😂😂😂
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3 years ago
"There are ways to seduce hoes but thats not it."
^^^ LMAO @icee yeah in your case you have to find a coke addict whore and give her coke AND a lot of money.
So you give money and drugs differently than others. You're still paying a whore for GFE in the process.
But I guess your way helps you sleep at night. 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years ago
Um, FYI san_jose_creep I pay for lapdances only dumbass because that's exactly what I want.
I don't care and don't want sex with a stripper.
And I have an awesome marriage with my wife, who knows I go to strip clubs. She's known the entire 20+ years of our marriage. So no, no divorce lawyer or counselor needed. But nice try at a strawman argument.
So go on and keep trying to convince yourself that those stripper whores don't just want your money. They'll take it because that's what they expect from a trick. And they'll pretend to be a civie "girlfriend" for you in the process. 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years ago
Both icee and san_jose_creep are masters at having entire systems of paying hookers for GFE just to make them psychologically think they're not. 😂😂😂
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3 years ago
LMAO so the "key" with a hooker is don't act like you're buying them but still give them a lot of money...which means you're still paying them. Which, as a hooker, is what they expect you to do
LMFAO both you knuckleheads are still just paying for GFE. The way you pay them is just for your own psyches coz you don't wanna admit you have to pay a hooker for sex.
It's not really about them. 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years ago
Juicy's ass is so big he needs two to pry the cheeks apart.