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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 58)

  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    LDQ's and You
    I found my ATF DS on a local social media site called Xoticspot, now gone. She had a profile and her pics in it looked great. Blonde with a cute face, huge natural tits, great ass. Thick but with an hourglass figure and toned body. An 8-9 PAWG just my type. The site had her schedule and club so I want to see her after work one night. However I left work later than I wanted and I got to the club just as she was leaving in her street clothes. I was highly disappointed but it confirmed that she was as sexy as her profile pics. After that she was priority to see so I go back the next night. I get there earlier and see her in a Blazers outfit that was sexy as fuck. Red t-shirt with great underboob that cannot contain her 36DDDs (did I mention they were all natural?). White booty shorts with her lower ass cheeks hanging out. And a white thong underneath. I could not wait to get dances with her. I see her on stage and immediately tip her better than anyone else and secure dances with her right after her set. In the dance room she was awesome. I won't say her mileage was best ever but it was really good. She had no issues grinding her pussy on my cock and letting me grind back in various positions. She gave the occasional stick shift and OTP face rubbing on my crotch. And with those tits she would squeeze them and rub them all over my dick. OTP tit fuck from heaven. Probably her signature move. Over the years she teased my dick with those tits in every way imaginable. Ultimately what set her on my ATF DS pedestal was her body overall and skin texture. Although she was thick her skin was not flabby. It was toned but also baby soft and super smooth. Throughout my clubbing of 30 years I never experienced skin tone and texture like that. Her big ass was toned too and every part of it felt great on my dick. And those tits. Oh, those tits. They were huge AND firm. And did I mention they were all natural? Again out of this world. Overall she had the kind of body that no matter what part of it my dick rubbed, it felt great. Plus her face was super cute. Dimples for days. Those dances, which ended in an awesome LDK, were the start of what would be 3-4 years of me seeing her regularly. And I never got tired of it. I must have seen her hundreds of times and LDKed without fail. And of course she kept getting better with time. Plus we got into a routine where I'd give her a massage at the bar before dances while my dick was hot dogged between her ass cheeks. And I could massage her ass and basically rub it to a constant boner at will. This would be for about 30 min before dances so I got so much tease time from her. And often I wouldn't even need to tip her. Although I'd get her any drinks she wanted. For dances she never charged more than $25 per song which is a decent rate. I had no complaints given her high mileage. I still went to other clubs and had other faves while her regular, but by far she was my ATF DS and nobody else came close. I think ultimately she had the sexiest body ever. She wasn't a 10 but I would say her boobs and skin texture and tone were the best eva. Did I mention she had firm all natural 36DDDs?
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    3 years ago
    The Power of the Suit
    This thread made me realize that the downside of wearing a suit to a strip club doubles the PL's walks of shame. Not only does he have to take the walk of shame with jizz stained pants out of the VIP area, he also has to take it after dropping off the stained suit at the dry cleaners. It still might be worth it though.
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    3 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    Strip Club Lessons About Women
    ^^^ talking about a strip club visit in real life on a strip club website is not a sensitive personal item. It happens all the time here. You, san_jose_creep, are the single exception to this. Quit using it as an excuse and just talk about it. And I've been civil to you throughout this thread. It's you that has threatened extreme violence towards me.
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    3 years ago
    Icee Loco (asshole)
    I'm a fucking loser
    Would you fly a foreign instathot out?
    Also @icee are you going to refer to your ex as your bottom bitch again? Also are you ok being the cuck when she still fucks other guys for coke behind your back? Do you love that about her? Just curious.
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    3 years ago
    Icee Loco (asshole)
    I'm a fucking loser
    Would you fly a foreign instathot out?
    Nothing says love like calling her a bitch. Pimp hooker relationships aren't "love". It's just a business relationship.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    The Power of the Suit
    @misterorange were they smirking when they said they could take care of it? "Salad dressing? Uh, yeah, whatever you say, mister." 🤭😂
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    3 years ago
    The Power of the Suit
    What about one of them T-shirts that have the print of a suit and tie on it. Would that work? With gym shorts?
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    3 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    OT: What fast food do you actually find good?
    "I want that hottie sandwich from Popeyes again. It was seriously good." ^^^ @Nina you make me think of a different kind of sandwich when you call it a 'hottie' sandwich. It entails two strippers, myself, a pickle, and special sauce. Sorry for OT but I couldn't help it. It's a strip club website. 🤷 YES!!! The spicy chicken sandwich at Popeyes is so good. With the pickles and spicy sauce it's yummy. I have not tried it yet but I thought I saw a ghost pepper spicy chicken sandwich at Burger King as a new item. I will be trying it soon.
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    3 years ago
    Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night
    ^^^ @icee just don't stay too long, lest any of them start feeling coerced into spending time with you instead of someone else. It's possible, no? (Lulz)
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    3 years ago
    BHarlem rides north...AND I SHALL FOLLOW!
    Ride hard my liege. And don't stop in Muddy water!
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    3 years ago
    How long do we have to wait for this fucking guy to stop talking to this dancer?
    "Free market man. If you don’t like it break wind near the whale and dancer mid song." ^^^ @Mackie fixed it for you!
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    3 years ago
    Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night
    "April 7, 2019 Free market man. If you don’t like it break up the whale and dancer mid song." ^^^ @Muddy maybe you should have done this in your recent thread where you waited 3 hours. 😂😂😂
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    3 years ago
    Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night
    @icee you clearly have comprehension issues here, so let me help you. Let's start with the meaning of coerce: to persuade (an unwilling person) to do something by using force or threats Please take a minute to read this carefully. Read it more than once. Now, let's look at what you said in the other thread: "Iys up to her to decide what customer she spends her time with" In that thread you can see that there is clearly no coercion going on. The stripper is deciding who to spend her time with. She's not being force against her will. And even if either customer is angry about it, it really doesn't matter. As you stated, it's still up to her. Furthermore, if the angry customer agrees to pay her more than anyone else and she then chooses to spend time with him, she's still NOT being coerced. She's simply choosing to spend time with an angry customer with more money to offer here. Nobody is forcing her to do anything in this scenario as well. She's still WILLINGLY doing what she wants. Understand now? I think you might have issues with the definition of coercion so I hope this helps. Your welcome. 🤭🤡
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    3 years ago
    Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night
    "I was referencing customers who get angry if she doesn't spend time with them and will use money as leverage to manipulate her. In which case it is coercive." ^^^ LMFAO so says the "guy" that said, and I quote: "Iys up to her to decide what customer she spends her time with" LMFAO I called it. Your narcissism makes you double down on your flawed logic. You still fail to see it. 🤭🤡 It's what you said in both threads, dumbass.
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    3 years ago
    How long do we have to wait for this fucking guy to stop talking to this dancer?
    "As far as all this mistrust and anger towards dancers. Don't go to strip clubs if you're paranoid everyone wants to rip you off." ^^^ over dramatize much? It's simple - strippers want to make the most money for the least effort and PLs want to get the most stripper attention for the least cost. Not that complicated nor dramatic. You get the PLs perspective over here because there are more PLs. Now to balance what you said and make the universe right again, I think you should go over to stripperweb and post: "As far as all this mistrust and anger towards customers. Don't work at strip clubs if you're paranoid everyone wants to rip you off." But that would just be stirring the pot up over there, no? 🤭🤡
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    3 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    OT: If you're a lesbian, is having an "outie" a big advantage?
    It's not the size of the outie it's how you trib.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Can somebody please knock everything out of the gym?
    Instagram has Instathots. Pokemon Go has Pokemon Hos.
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    3 years ago
    Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night
    @nicespice you just caught icee in a troll's paradox. She's obsessed with arguing with a TUSCL PL and so she failed to recognize her own contradiction. Her obsession to argue clouded her critical thinking. In this thread the TUSCL PL is doing the lockdown so she's going to argue that the stripper is being coerced and she'll stand by that argument until the proverbial cows come home. In Muddy's thread the PL is waiting on a stripper being locked down, so she's going to argue that the stripper has every right to do that, she's NOT being coerced, and Muddy is just being butt hurt. A troll's paradox for sure. And you left her stewing in the juices of the pots she stirred. Seriously, well played. This bump made my day.
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    3 years ago
    Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night
    My position is still the same: crazyjoe is a whale of a shitter.
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    3 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    Strip Club Lessons About Women
    ^ yeah you may be right. I graduated in 1995, UC Berkeley, and noticed times have changed with these new graduates.
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    3 years ago
    Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night
    nice! nice! nice! 👏👏👏
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    3 years ago
    Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all night
    @icees here it is in black and white: April 9, 2019 You're still ignoring the fact that it isn't about the time she spends with someone but about him....Its not about the dancer, its about the customer locking her down.A dancer accepting said money and treatment doesn't make it ethical. It just means she needed the money bad enough, hence the coercive measure and power play in question." 18 Minutes Ago "My position is the same. Iys up to her to decide what customer she spends her time with and I still oppose dumbasses who get butt hurt when she's with other customers." In 2019 she was being locked down and coerced. 20 min ago she's free to sit with whomever she wants. And icee still won't admit to being wrong on this. Fun fact: She's a narcissist. She'll never admit to being wrong even when it's in her face in black and white. 🤭🤡😂🤣🤪
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    3 years ago
    Can somebody please knock everything out of the gym?
    ^ and then return?
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    3 years ago
    Can somebody please knock everything out of the gym?
    ^ how does it disappear?
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    3 years ago
    Icee Loco (asshole)
    I'm a fucking loser
    Seeing hoes who have pimps...
    "And then you get girls who want to be pimped and will start treating a boyfriend like a pimp coz they submit like that." ^^^ niggette, please. Only a desperate and drug addicted woman gets with a pimp because "he" can support her habit and her life is controlled by her drug addiction. A pimp exploits this and gets her to the point that she'll say and do anything for the drugs "he" provides. Even call "him" a "boyfriend". And often the ignorant and most vulnerable women won't realize her "man" is a pimp at the start. And it's because the pimp PRETENDS to be that "boyfriend" first. Then, over time, when she's given her trust and become dependent on "him", the real pump comes out and she becomes stuck with "him". By then it's harder to break the "relationship" because the faux "boyfriend" has taken over control of her. LMFAO that you think she's willingly submitted and wants that. She's been manipulated and duped to get to that point because of the pimp. Everything you are saying is exactly what that ex pimp said in that link I posted. Manipulative clown. 🤭🤡