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5 years ago
@PSD it's interesting that a gay man would do that. It's like a straight man getting a dance from a male dancer and appreciating the male dancer for being handsome and nice. As a straight man it's hard to wrap my head around that because I'll rather get a dance from a FUGLY female before I would ever get one from another man. I wonder what compels them...?
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5 years ago
@Electronman Thanks and yes, extras are definitely more limited out here.
Also for future reference, the Acrop and, more recently, Stars Bridgeport are two low mileage clubs. There are probably a few more to add to this list, but it's still going to be a smaller list than the good two way mileage clubs.
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5 years ago
LMFAO. Never happened to me.
This reminds me of a time when a buddy came to visit and we planned to go to some strip clubs. He brought a friend. When I met the friend my gaydar went off. We all go to Spyce in downtown Portland and after about 10 min and getting hounded by strippers, the friend said he was "sick" and took off back to his hotel room.
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5 years ago
@Electronman (review adjudicator) Luckily the Acrop is an exception to Portland rather than the norm. Most clubs besides the Acrop are good two way mileage. This is why I don't get dances there. It's a stage watching club because the one way dances suck.
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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
- IceyDodo, June 12, 2018
^ LMFAO hundreds of dollars a day paid to a stripper whore. It's called extreme GFE. ððð
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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
^ LOL "dating" them? You admittedly pay them drugs and money. Per your own thread...
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=58532#comment953405
^ LMAO you are an RIL trick bitch that has to pay for GFE! ððð
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5 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
It's his prerogative.
It's ironic to judge in a strip club.
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5 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
In honor of this thread I LDKed easily with my ATF DS today. I went commando in my usual waterproof golf pants with just two thin layers of material. Prior to dances we sat at the bar together in our usual spoon position. For 45 min straight, with my cock hard as a rock the entire time, I massaged her all over, and often squeezed her phat ass cheeks all over my boner. It feels so good because I can wiggle and rub myself at any pressure and rhythm that I want. After 30 min I was edging and swooning. After 45 min I was more than ready. We go to the booth and cuddle and spoon and she does mini ass twerks on my boner as a free tease song. Then during the actual dances she varies between OTP titty fuck, stick shifting, cowgirl, squatting cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl positions. In each position she pays good attention to my crotch with much more contact than air dance. She also makes sure to rub my bare chest with all parts of her. Her all natural DDDs feel wonderful pressed into me. After I LDK hard late into the second song, she gives me a slow and sensual OTP stick shift from cowgirl position as I slowly go limp. As she gets dressed I give her $65, a hug, and leave happy. ðĪ
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5 years ago
Without dancers posting makes TUSCL boring.
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5 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
@Xzavier ððð Well said. I agree to cut the dances off ASAP if she's no where near LDK potential. I might finish the current dance but that is it.
And absolutely all dignity goes out the door as soon as you hand money to a stripper for any business reason. We are all pathetic losers. The way I see LDKing is that it's a lapdance asset. When you can LDK you can almost always end a club visit happy. Blue balls begone!
And yes you absolutely talk the truth. I don't know if I've LDKed with 300 strippers in my life but I've definitely LDKed in the hundreds by now. In my experience, as long as a club is good two way mileage, more strippers there are fine* with LDKing than not. And that's another benefit to it. It's more ubiquitous than extras that's for sure.
*Again just have the decency to avoid getting jizz on them or at the very least apologize and tip extra if you do.
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5 years ago
In the case of my faves it's when they see me.
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5 years ago
I'm an irresistibly handsome chemical engineer. ð
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5 years ago
@georg LOL rock that phat wallet.
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5 years ago
^ and Seattle.
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5 years ago
I don't mind if a stripper holds back a bit on her mileage during the first song. As long as it continues to ramp up and gets to frequent one way contact on my boner before the end of it I'm usually good with this during the first song. By the second or third song if it doesn't get to good two way contact in the crotch area and I can't grab and rub her tits and ass, I will usually end all future business. This is based on the general standard in my experience in Portland, San Francisco, Phoenix, and Albuquerque.
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5 years ago
^ that's called 'yellow fever'. It can make you crazy. ðĪŠ
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5 years ago
Making eye contact and waving can help too. As does leaving her a lone stage tip.
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5 years ago
@PSD Through trial and error and experience with strippers many of us here have learned to respect a stripper's limits. It really is pointless to push them. I'll move on and take the first dance at a loss if my expectations for one dance don't match up to hers. The best scenario always is when both parties are getting and doing exactly what they want. Anything less is a waste of time and money.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
"Well maybe I am beyond the pale of what conservative thinking women will accept."
^ Well maybe you are beyond the pale of what most women will accept. Unless of course you pay them at strip club or AMP. And even then, it's iffy.
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5 years ago
@FLF I was thinking it should be the trans Kool-Aid "man"
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5 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
LOL wallanon returned to the thread. Apparently there was more he needed to "unsee".
All I see is more irony. ððð
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5 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
LDK Pro Tip: Get high first!
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5 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
'Chocolate Gelato'.
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5 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
^ *but as one that can't unsee*
Edit to my earlier double negative. Just got high.
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5 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
"I cannot unsee that completely unironic advice on how to make it easier to cum in ones pants."
^ @wallanon but as one that doesn't want to unsee those unironic things can you see the utter irony of you reading and entering a thread about LDKing? Titled as such it makes your post purely ironic. ððð