Posts by MackTruck

A strip club is selling all their furniture. I am thinking of buying some to outfit a box van and put in a stripper pole. I can made a mobile strip club. What do you boys and girls thank of…

In a post about feature dancers a few weeks ago, Shadowcat said he would like to see Ron Jeremy as a feature dancer. Why is this? Does he want a lapdance from him? If so that is okay... no homo.…

I got called to bring my shit truck to a McD's in Denver. The shitter was clogged and I had to rent a backhoe and a jack hammer. After all these stories I bet it was crazyjoe. It was like…

I am going to get one of those floor mirrors that I can squat over and see what is making all that noise...

I love it when I get me a blow job from a lot lizzards that loves to deep throats. One gets some lubg butter going and it really lubes things up

For the most part I think if they exist, they are real, so I don't mind fake ones. But, have any of you ever played with a pair that felt like a bag of nickles? I did once and I…

We can say what we want to say...

Of turd burglers. I got turds for free guys. Let me know I will hook you up..

Did you ever look at a dancer when you're getting lap dancers and see buggers in her nose?

Did you ever turn a dancer over your knee and spank her like the naughty little girl she is?

Did you ever see someone yelling at their football team while taking a piss?

hahaha faggors, not for you