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6 years ago
Glad you got away from those shitty San Jose clubs. SF isn't all that great either compared to other areas across the country. But anything is better than San Jose.
One thing: Next time park a couple blocks down the hill at any of the metered spots on Broadway or the side streets. Free parking as long as it's after 6pm Monday - Saturday and all day Sunday. Fuck paying $20, use that for cover instead.
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6 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Good review. Finally, when I read these reviews and you guys describe areas in the club I can visualize where you're talking about.
Those $11 rooms are so tiny compared to the master suite rooms. But I suppose it gets the job done. And I see what you mean by never tiring of looking at the fine women. I'd find myself immediately going back to the club after an arriba session even though I'm spent.
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6 years ago
Great review! And you're absolutely right about being fluent in Spanish opening your options there. That girl you had sounds right up my alley. Fake everything, gotta treat yourself sometimes!
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6 years ago
Sounds about right. Fuck San Jose.
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6 years ago
I stayed in two different master suites, and none of them had a strippers pole. I don't really give a shit about that anyway.
Your review basically mirrors my experiences. The maseros are plentiful and ever present.
It get annoying after awhile to keep having to reject their beer and food inquires Even your first and second girl experiences mirror mine. The second girl I had was amazing, but the first girl was just like you said: flirty and fun in the club, but once we got to the room it was pretty much like 'hurry up and fuck me so I can go back down'. It didn't help that the communication was lacking since I kinda gave up on Google translate when it didn't work all that great with the first girl. If you spend more than an hour the guys WILL come up asking you to buy a six pack of beer for $54 or whatever the fuck it costs so you didn't get ripped off.
Cool report. I need to work on mine.
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6 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Rosa (actually I think it's Rose, from reading other reviews) and Rossi are not the same person. I've seen both. Rossi had no problem dancing for me. Rose gave me a stank ass attitude.
I think it was asstapper that let us know Rossi moved out of the area. Thats too bad for us customers, as she was one fine woman.
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6 years ago
Excellent review!
On Mondays, this club has all day thirty minute VIPs for $150. Dances done downstairs in a more private setting with great mileage, depending on the girl.
On Tuesdays it's all day 2 for 1. So you can basically double up the 3 nude dances for $150 to 6 dances all day. Or double up the time to get a half hour for $175 or an hour for $350.
Those are the best days for good deals. Out of all the clubs on Broadway this one is my favorite because of the balance of hot women, nice facilities, and good prices (only during the specials and two for ones).
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6 years ago
What a superb review!! It's funny, because to this point I considered TUSCL member orangepicture to have the best and most detailed reviews of this club. Unfortunately he has gone AWOL and you seem like a fitting replacement. Which is why I find it funny that you quoted a line from his review of 'ran over, backed up, and ran over again'. I guess I'll call you the more considerate version of OP.
I like your descriptions of the women. However with Angel, I think you missed one of her best features. For us big ass lovers, she has one of the best looking, full, and plump asses I have ever seen.
And Sharon.....yeah, she was definitely a favorite for me. Glad to see she's still there. I hadn't seen her name on the roll call in a long while. I'll never forget my 12 straight dances with her.
I haven't seen the website in a while but it used to be Gypsy that was plastered all over it. They use someone else as the main model now? I need to go visit.
Your description of Leticia totally matches mine. The fakies aren't that big so it looks kind of weird on her. Another member clued me in that before she had a kid she was much skinnier and that's when the fakes looked perfect. Maybe she needs to go back under the knife and go bigger.
Appreciate the detail in your review. Hope to see more from you soon.
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6 years ago
Lol, that was Talita and she is a goddess. If you're gonna be a committed SC patron you gotta have plans to protect against lipstick stains and perfume smell. Basically, have a spare shirt or change of clothes somewhere in your car.
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6 years ago
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LinzeeDetPussy tighter than a LA parking spot
Sounds quite shitty. Never heard of Satellite City, probably a good thing.
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6 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
Makes sense.
San Francisco has the closest clubs to me so it's a no brainer. Now if San Jose had COI style clubs I'd speed past SF every damn time.
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6 years ago
Sounds like a great time was had! Always nice to see TUSCL members meeting up.
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6 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
Good report. Didn't even know a new Spearmint Rhino opened up. But with San Jose rules it doesn't sound worth it. I'm not the OTC master like you.
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6 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Sandman I must have seen you at some point then. I do remember her hopping up a few times and plopping down in someone's lap for a while. I could tell they were regulars of hers. Seems she prefers her regulars and a certain look of customer. Whatever......her body, her perogative.
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6 years ago
Excellent review! I agree with everything you mentioned.
Although I'm kinda shocked that Gold Club is your #1 choice. Yes the women are the most beautiful out of all the strip clubs in SF but you mentioned lame contact in this review? Meanwhile every dance I've received at Gold Club is the textbook definition of lame. Centerfolds you can get great contact with the right women.
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6 years ago
I was here this same night. Met London first, your description of her was quite accurate. That is a massive ass she has on her. But not as big as my favorite Sky. Jesus, that woman is perfection IMO. I would take her over any celebrity or any other woman on this Earth.
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6 years ago
Totally agree! The beauty is that a $5 tip in the club will let you grope for almost the length of a US strip club single lap dance. $9 ficha gets you an extended grope session. I'm here right now and just finished a session and trying to will myself to do another.
Heaven on Earth is the appropriate wording. Only thing that would make it better is if I could speak Spanish. I'm jealous of these fools that can laugh and joke with the chicas. Most of them seem hella cool and laid back and laugh at funny shit.
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6 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
As for the drink stuff, southern California is the only place I've experienced that. Well, besides Hong Kong in TJ and at least those drinks get you basically the equivalent of a dance, sometimes even better. I think they sucker enough newbies with it to where it's worth the repeated attempts. With me after a few rejections the waitress would still try but you could see she was expecting a no every time.
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6 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Chessmaster that's the perfect label, GPS. I've only seen it in action a few times, but usually it's just a girl that prices herself way out of range. From reading a lot of reviews of COI clubs, a couple of names that stood out to me doing this were Alyssa, Andrea, and Suki. But still, they don't refuse customers. If you're dumb enough to pay their obscene prices they'll take care of you. However these TL chicks straight up refuse. Which is a shame because to be honest I wouldn't have minded taking that Marilyn chick to the back for $300.
As for loving to see them get rejected, that was my entertainment during the last couple hours along with the show. A lot of the guys they approached took them up on dances. But some of them, especially with Jersey, would reject her and she'd walk away with the most annoyed look on her face and plop back on the couch. Rosa barely approached anyone but she took the rejections much better than Jersey.
I'm still tripping off how weird that was. I always thought the goal for these girls at clubs was to maximize their profit. Rejecting customers goes directly against that. Even if they're making bank they could make more, easily. Shit, I guess they're content with what they get.
I've just never experienced it before.
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6 years ago
Nice and creative review title!
Sucks that the Ft. Worth version of this club doesn't match the Dallas location.
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6 years ago
Interesting. I've been to this club quite a few times, wouldn't be surprised if we've been there at the same time at some point. Versace, I've seen her a few times. Not really my type though. It goes to show just how different folks tastes are. You say she's easily the hottest but I'd never be interested in dances with her since I'm a big boob lover through and through. Based on that, you can probably tell who my favorites here are.
Is Versace your favorite?
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6 years ago
And BTW, don't bother going to Sapphire, Rhino, or any of the major LV clubs with less than $400 in your pocket. $200 just ain't enough to have some real lasting fun. Floor dances are excellent, more worth it than VIP for sure. But bring more money so you can try out more girls.
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6 years ago
Ok some tips. First off, you can save money without buying the VIP65 thing. If you call the club you can arrange a limo pickup for free AND your cover is waved. Cover is $50 usually. It's customary to tip the driver at least $10 and then you are hit with a service fee of $15. So $25 for a ride and entry is better than $60 for the difference of an overpriced, watered down drink or two. Better to pregame in your hotel room anyway.
Secondly, there are other options besides a ridiculously priced skybox and hour rooms. Here they are: for $150 + two drinks ($200 total) you can do a 15 minute private dance which is off the floor in a communal room. For $200 plus four drinks ($300 total) you can do a half hour in that same communal room. The room has a bunch of small couches, one couple per couch so it's spacious enough. For $400 + a bottle of champagne (575 total) you can do an hour in a more private area where no other couples can see you. And THEN you get into the outrageously priced options that the girls mentioned to you.
Just some info for you to consider on your next visit.
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6 years ago
What the hell??? $1500??!!! You sure you didn't just hear something incorrectly? A Sapphire Skybox for an hour costs that price, no way this lower scale place has a price of $1500 for just 30 minutes. If that's really the price then those fools are out of their minds.
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6 years ago
Honestly, the food probably is the best part of the club. The girls are beautiful, but they cant even so much as grind in your lap without getting a warning from the bouncer. Only real action at this place comes in an expensive ass VIP room.
So yes, the food will be the most you'll enjoy. The girls are just eye candy.