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6 years ago
Really though. To each their fucking own. There are obviously enough dudes who like big fake boobs, otherwise there wouldn't be so many dancers who invest in them. So if you don't like them, just let her go be with someone else who does. No need to criticize other people's preferences.
A lot of white guys seem to like skinny girls with small asses and little tits. Hey if that's what raises your sails, have at it. What good is it for me to criticize your preference just because I like thicker girls with big asses and big tits? It does no good.
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6 years ago
So fine black women and air dances? I'll pass.
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6 years ago
$700??!!! For how long?
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6 years ago
Yeah this is insane! That could have been A LOT worse. Especially if they had 3 people vs just you. Sucks it was a shitty time at the club, sucks even more you got stalked, but luckily nothing came of it. Can't believe they were able to follow you.
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6 years ago
What's your favorite COI club?
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6 years ago
Awesome! Damn I didn't even get many dances with Tatianna last time I was there. She sounds even better than Leah and Talita right now.
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6 years ago
Great review!
That VIP does sound weird. Annual membership pass or buy a bottle? Ooooookay.
Nicespice sounds great. That's 2 TUSCLers now that she's caused to mess their shorts..... amazing!
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6 years ago
Cool review! Yeah this is pretty much the only club I visit in SF now. Good looking girls and good mileage depending on who you get.
And you're absolutely right about the 2 for 1's being the best time to get dances. To be honest I think the club should just adopt the pricing from the 2 for 1 special permanently. Because I've noticed that when they offer the special there's way more guys getting up to get dances. But when the special isn't offered those lap dance booths and rooms are pretty much a ghost town.
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6 years ago
Great review. Too bad it's on a shitty club. I've never been here but it sounds like a place I'd NEVER go. I'd have bit the bullet and took the drive to SF.
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6 years ago
Great review! Especially since we seem to have the same taste. Like you, when I visit some Vegas clubs, all I look for is the most ridiculously plastic fantastic (great term BTW!) ass and tits. Bonus points when her face is beautiful to match. But like you I also noticed that the heavily plastic chicks also have kind of a bitchy attitude and give less mileage than the other chicks. Good to see your's didn't.
Man I have to visit Florida one of these days!
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6 years ago
Also, $100 extra for an over the undies tug??!!! Sounds like a ripoff. That's what we call stick shifting and it usually comes with the price of a dance for the frisky ones.
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6 years ago
I second the 'no credit card/ATM use in a club'. You didn't get overcharged THIS time but the chance is still there in the future if you continue using plastic. ATM machines in strip clubs usually have a ridiculous fee for withdrawing money, like 15% or even more sometimes. And credit card charges usually have a high fee attached as well as them wanting your thumbprint, and EXACT signature and all kinds of other BS. Avoid ALL that be just paying cash.
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6 years ago
I wonder if she's new? Doesn't sound like a Paradise style dance at all if she got mad just for you grabbing her ass. If she was so mad over that, then VIP with her wouldn't have produced the usual excellent time that the other girls provide. So thanks for the warning.
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6 years ago
"I would say the girls are hot and if you just want to look at hot girls dancing and touching themselves, this is a good place."
Which means this place sucks. I still can't understand why anyone would go to this type of club. It's absolutely useless if you can't touch. Especially if you can drive up to SF and basically be a stripper molester for less $ per dance. The SF topless clubs have minimal contact, but STILL sounds better than Sunnyvale Cheetah's. But at least in the SF nude clubs you can get some good contact, albeit for more money per dance unless you wait for the specials.
Bottom line, South Bay clubs are worthless.
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6 years ago
Thanks for one of the most informative reviews about this place. The contact level is what I was most curious about. The fact that the bouncer tripped off of you adjusting yourself OVER your pants is a big turn off to me. Like damn dude, can't I at least adjust myself for comfort?
Based on what you wrote here I'd be skipping this place. Sounds like you had a good grind and (hopefully) FFZ north. But that cover and drink price is up there. Sounds like a Vegas club, but more restricted.
Did you check out Gallegers like most folks were suggesting in your thread?
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6 years ago
To each their own is the key phrase. We all have different types. This club is known to have thicker Latina women so if you prefer petite girls you'll have a much smaller selection to choose from. They usually have at least a couple though.
Thanks for the review, OP. Victoria sounds yummy, I gotta remember that name.
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6 years ago
I actually don't blame the girls for not wanting to do the $100 or requiring a tip up front. Since the club takes $40 that means the girl is only making $60 for a half hour, which isn't much.
Hard core extras in the back now?? How do they pull that off? The rooms aren't very private with the low walls and open entryways.
Plus I thought they had cameras back there? What kind of extras are you talking?
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6 years ago
You got any names for those bitchy ones? Especially that last one who you said didn't allow you to suck on her tits? That sounds like one I'd avoid at all costs.
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6 years ago
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EastCoasterI strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Great review! Always heard Detroit was one of the best cities for clubbing. This review certainly confirms that.
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6 years ago
As twentyfive said, experience helps. You said you're in your late twenties. At that age, I'm sure most of us we're also getting taken in the strip club.
Just consider this a lesson. Luckily for you, it wasn't an expensive one. But dancers will try stuff like this all the time, overcounting songs. The Cubans girls in particular have a rep for being scammers and sharks. Just have your guard up even more when dealing with them next time.
As for management, that's what they usually do, take the dancer's side. Sucks, but all we can do is try to do as customers is keep ourselves out of these grey areas. And respond with where we spend our money in the future, which is what you've already done.
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6 years ago
Good review!
I agree with most everything you said. The $100 thirty minute deal is excellent but from my one experience I found that the girls usually want a tip on top of that from the get go. Quality here isn't all that great IMO but like you said, it only takes one.
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6 years ago
Thanks for setting the record straight, mdb2203.
A sensor that triggers the light? What kind of high tech, boner killing, tip killing shit is that??!! So somehow this trigger can tell when you're reaching to get a feel of boobs or ass?? Oh yeah it's confirmed, fuck this place. Never heard of that type of stuff in my life.
I'll stick to GCC. Had dances with over 10 different girls, and grabbed all of their boobs with no flashlight in my face or hands brushed away. Really, is grabbing boobs in a strip club that big a deal?
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6 years ago
No lie, hearing so much about this Paradise girl from mdb2203 is about the only reason I'd stop in. Gotta see just how fine she is that this dude is scoring the club all 10s every month. Echo's description of her paints a certain picture in my mind. But I also know we all have our own taste. He says she's a bigger girl, but I'm already knowing the difference between MY bigger girl and HIS bigger girl is probably a lot different. I'm almost intrigued enough to go in and find out.
But then again remembering the tame mileage mentioned here, nevermind.
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6 years ago
Oh and also, that description of Paradise: the second you said large fake boobs you got my attention. Now, were you able to freely touch those lovelies, or did they shine a flashlight on you or did she brush your hands away? That's another thing that stopped me from going here. Another poster talked of how he tried to touch boobs and got a flashlight in his face. That's an automatic no go for me.
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6 years ago
I wonder if that really was mdb2203's Paradise? For some reason, I always pictured her as white. But then again, I also pictured mdb2203 as white. Come to think of it, I picture everyone on this site as white unless they state a preference for thick girls, or type a certain way lol. I'm such a racist! My mental picture of all the posters on here are probably so off.
I still haven't heard enough in the reviews of this club to make me want to come here. With Deja Vu it's $100 thirty minute specials. With GCC it's the fact they have the best looking women. I'm not quite sure of this place's niche.
Thanks for the review!