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6 years ago
A fucking MEN! This review should be copy pasted in the comments for this club. Or hell, even just the title of this review sums it all up perfectly. Why people repeatedly waste money in this place for such a lackluster experience is beyond me.
But hey.....this place has been around a long time and ain't going anywhere soon. As long as they have the rich financial district suckas to take advantage of they'll keep bringing in the money. Cant hate on them for not changing their MO when it's been working for all this time.
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6 years ago
Maybe she thought you'd be into the choking. Some people are.
The intel about the club take is nice. But what was the other info she mentioned? You said you didn't wanna get her in trouble but how would that even happen? You didn't give her name or even describe her.
Anyhow, I've never bothered with this club because I figured it'd be much like the other topless clubs in SF. Which is not nearly enough contact allowed, no groping of boobs allowed and that's a no go IMO. But if this dancer gave you some info that better stuff can happen, by all means, please let us know.
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6 years ago
Excellent review!
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6 years ago
Key city in Socal for strip clubs = City of Industry. Famous for ultra high mileage. Laplurkers comment about clubs masquerading was dead on. Synn, Paradise Showgirls, Tropical Lei. All within 30 minutes of each other.
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6 years ago
Sounds like it was a good time. Yeah Monday and Tuesday nights are slower, which is why they even offer those specials in the first place.
Saturday nights have plenty of women, but the prices are up there. I'm sure you saw the signs that said ONE nude dance = $60. Yeah. Basically Fridays and Saturdays are a bunch of dead time until they offer the two for one special, then every PL is clamoring to find their favorite girl to get some dances.
I feel you experienced one of the better nude clubs in SF. But as far as mileage, NorCal clubs pale in comparison to socal clubs.
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6 years ago
Wow, great read! Extremely detailed and nothing wrong with that since you didn't mention her name or anything.
Thanks for the review! Just reading that got me wanting to hit a club immediately lol!
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6 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
I prefer the VIP only because I feel more comfortable LDKing in there. I've never LDK'd out on the main floor. But it definitely would be more worth it money wise. I guess I better get comfortable with doing all my dirty business on the floor next year.
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6 years ago
Man this is an excellent, honest, and detailed review! Really appreciate it!
As someone who just visited the Latina promised land for mongers (TJ), I understand the whole rookie element. I'm convinced that you could read all the reviews in the world and still make a bunch of rookie mistakes. Only difference is, we actually have knowledge that they are rookie mistakes, thanks to this site. Your next experience will probably be a lot better for you money wise and fun wise since you now know want to expect. At least, that's how I feel about my time in TJ.
Thanks again for the review! Had a lot of funny parts as well. Looking forward to your OASE review.
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6 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Thanks for the review!
You seem to be able to communicate pretty well with your women. Do you know a fair amount of Spanish? Or do you pick women that have better English?
For myself, I felt I didn't have as great a time as all the reviews I read and I feel it was 100% because of the language barrier. I've already decided that next time I will only pick women who speak enough English to carry a conversation. Even if it means she's not exactly my type.
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6 years ago
Hell of a review if it's true! Made it rain 50 Benji's, damn!
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6 years ago
I second the comment about the mirrors. Every excellent experience I've ever had, mirrors were involved. It is truly a sight to see from a bunch of different angles.
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6 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Good report, but sounds like a no go if I were ever in this area. Hands on hips is pushing the limits? Jesus, sounds like SF Gold Club. No thanks.
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6 years ago
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goodguyGood Guy Looking for a Good Time: Detroit - So Florida
^^^^^wow, sorry if that kind of experience is 90% of your experiences. Maybe if you hit some different clubs and experienced more girls who are actually fun and convincing while servicing you you'd come to expect more than just a robotic experience. Not asking her to kiss, DFK, or anything like that. Just don't be a robot. I don't think that's too much to ask. Apparently I'm learning now that's the norm in this place. If that's the case I'm not so excited about visiting here anymore.
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6 years ago
^^^^^^I always wondered if the clubs in Anaheim were ever patronized by fathers that left their sleeping families in the middle of the night in between a couple of trips to Disneyland.
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6 years ago
GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. Basically a girl who charges an arm and a leg for FS.
There's a glossary of terms on this site btw. GPS is explained, as well as others.
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6 years ago
Well written. Place sounds abysmal.
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6 years ago
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goodguyGood Guy Looking for a Good Time: Detroit - So Florida
Ok but Papi there's a sizeable gap between GFE and cold and businesslike. Yes she rendered services but if it was in fact cold and businesslike I think he's doing a good service in warning us of that. Of course we don't expect a GFE from every woman but we don't want the complete opposite of the spectrum either.
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6 years ago
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goodguyGood Guy Looking for a Good Time: Detroit - So Florida
Excellent and informative review!
Sucks you had that experience. I use the same procedure at clubs: buy test dances first to see how the girl might be in the VIP. However as I've learned and you've detailed here, it's not a surefire method. Seasoned veteran dancers know the test dance routine, and usually do their best selling at this point. I'm not sure why it's so hard for them to keep up the act for the VIP that follows but I've experienced the same thing. Even in Tijuana, which is supposed to be full of Latinas who aim to please. They do an excellent job of making themselves seem fun and lively during the drink, meet, and grope session. But then once you get upstairs they turn into almost a different woman. Cold and mechanical.
Seems we need another method to find the REAL fun and flirty women. In any case, thanks for the review and letting us know who to stay away from.
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6 years ago
Good review, and possibly the two best avatar videos on the site between the OP and stanlee lol.
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6 years ago
Did I**** make you live up to your name like Nicespice?
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6 years ago
Damn. Every review I read of a San Jose club reads something like this. If I lived in San Jose my options would be drive to SF, or jerk off to internet porn FUCK those weak ass San Jose clubs.
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6 years ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
I have no info on her, sorry. I'm all about big tits and big asses. Petite girls aren't really my thing. Maybe someone else can help you out with her. TBH if she works here she's most likely with the program. Meaning, you should be satisfied after the VIP.
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6 years ago
Yeah that's true. Can't enjoy a beer at the SF nude clubs, sadly. I usually just hit a bar before. Better prices at a bar anyways.
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6 years ago
Mileage at all the SF topless clubs is quite tame. Waste of money IMO but to each his own.
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6 years ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
The VIP is where the experience with Sky shines. The 3 for $40 dances are usually just ok, nothing to write home about. But be warned, she'll ask for more than $100 tip in the VIP so negotiate before you go back.