Bright Lights, Big Titties

Stopped into the Fort Worth location of its much more famous Dallas counterpart last night and man, whatta shock! Now granted, I wasn't expecting the club to be up to a Baby Dolls Dallas level, but still, this was a bit of a letdown.

The first thing I noticed was how bright the club was inside...I mean REALLY bright. There wasn't a single nook and cranny that wasn't fully illuminated. Second was the fact the all the seating for patrons were these uncomfortable bar stools. Not bad if you're just coming in for a beer, but if you're looking for dance action, definitely not cozy nor comfortable.One main stage and four satellite stages where the dancing took place.

A lot of dancers on shift this night, but none under 35 and a few were north of 50. In other words, don't go in expecting to see any tight young 23 year olds here. A few Latinas but most were Caucasian single mom types. A few asked me for dances but the inspiration just wasn't there so I did not partake. Mostly 3's and 4's, with the best being a 7 at most.