Comments by PAWG_Patrol

Interesting topic, rick

"Your food choices could not be tied to any one social class" HA! Beat the system. Grew up poor as hell. Some of these choices (ice cream with gold leaf, tuna tartare tacos) aren't even fancy. They're like a poor person's idea of a wealthy person's diet 😂

When she has a great body but wants to do dumb tricks like headstands during LDs. It's called a LAP dance for a reason. When she demands a specific tip amount. Always bothers me for some reason. It's bad enough asking for a tip after a dance. (I always tip for exceptional service.) But a couple weeks ago a ROB demanded "at least $40" for mediocre dances. My most petty was she was cute but had shitty taste in stand up comedians. We were talking about good comedy and she said "I LOVE Chris D'elia!" Lost all attraction to her knowing enjoyed such a hack 😂

Tuck it up into your waistband. Or just say fuck it and pitch the tent 😂 Definitely agree about sweats though if the club allows it. That or thin shorts.

Florida exotic dancer minimum age also raised from 18 to 21 this Summer.

Thanks for the update. They've been holding auditions since October. Even if they found top tier dancers, those girls needed cash in hand before Halloween. Now they're saying "we're worth the wait" after weeks of advertising a mid-December opening. Most professional business owners do a soft opening to work out the kinks before a grand opening. These delays make me think permit issues, staffing issues, or just a hype building rollout gone wrong 😂

That's great info will42

Huge tits with a GND face. SMASH!

Seconded "no lineup description". I just read a review that spent 3 paragraphs describing the Uber and 1 sentence describing 1 dancer. Ridiculous. Also "the girls were hot" or "They were all 6s" is fuckin meaningless/useless.

@Muddy Seconded. Also, if you're quoting Home Alone it's FILTHY animals lol

Note for prospective dancers: There's no house fee here. You just pay for your songs on the jukebox.

The ultimate puck bunny! Great body. SMASH!

Flash4 and RonJax2, glad you enjoyed. Haha. I almost didn't even write this review but then I thought of the title and said "No, I definitely gotta now!"

What is up with this IG. Multiple women. Some so facetuned they look like AI. Some butt ugly. The only thing they promote is a sketchy Telegram. Yeah... I'm not believing 3.5 million followers for a second. Those were definitely paid for. This acct is up to some weird shit...

@Electronman The comment box is still there if you click "unpublished reviews" but not if you go to a "submitted" review after clicking reviews.

Damn remember ATL clubs before massive gentrification, OnlyFans, and the Cuban invasion? We didn't know how good we had it 10+ years ago...

I see there are "submitted" (unpublished) and "reviewed" (published) all listed in reviews now. But I just submitted one and the site is giving me the option of rejecting or publishing (adjudicating my own review) 😂

@Iknowbetter Brilliant synopsis. It's creating a new wave of GNDs who started by showing a little skin on Twitch. Then they went nude/did toy shows on OnlyFans. And eventually they go on to work with mainstream porn companies. (Or at least work with male talent who've worked with mainstream companies. Because the male talent themselves have exclusive scenes on their OnlyFans). Bottom line is OF is helping more women than ever before realize their porn potential. Who gives a fuck about the simps because they give these women the financial incentive to do it. And the rest of us have the leaks...

Not sure why OF pisses people off. Amateur girls shoot porn. Porn gets leaked. You see the leaks for free. If you have ever spent a single dollar on OF, that's on you. Could've just googled the leaks instead 😂

Most Virginia clubs suck. It's a pastie state. At least CCR has decently priced drinks and dances. None of which was covered in this shitty fake review.

lmao Muddy

Hulk SMASH

I'd classify her as slim thick. Definitely has a GND appeal, but not my type. Kinda surprised she's #1 on OF instead some blonde with fake tits. I'd get a dance from her. Wouldn't pay for her content.

Even if it wasn't obviously AI generated, this review would still provide ZERO useful information.

Some guys like when a stripper spits in her hand before a handy... so maybe just returning the favor? Lmao