Comments by malort

There was never any touching allowed here in the normal LD room. If someone let you do it, she must really be in the bouncer's good graces. The last time I stopped in, two of the girls explained there was a rule change and you are not allowed to touch titties even in the VIP rooms. The cameras are monitored and they can get in a lot of trouble. With this change I won't be going back. No way I'm going to pay those prices unless my hands can freely roam.

I’ve gotten a standard lap dance from Bentley. Her body is worth getting your hands on up close.

@gumboman I reupped my nude dance a couple times + drinks and tips.

Very outdated review but there are plenty of couples-friendly girls here. Send your wife up to tip girls at the stage and the ones who are friendly to couples will come visit you.

There are a lot of new girls here and some of them have a hustle routine that's fucking annoying. Sounds like you might have gotten the semi-private champagne room rates mixed up with the back-back area which has couches with curtains that fully enclose. The room rate includes bottle service. Still not work it at all, but worth mentioning. Many extras have been had back there.

The free buffet is no more. I have no clue if the smoking rule is temporary or permanent. Club Risqué Philly allows smoking currently and it’s in the city.

Every time I've been in this club I'd guess at least a third of the girls on the floor are playing on their phones, or sitting at a table together, or lurking back in the party room. It's a bad look, especially when there are customers seated without any company. There's one girl who seems to like being on stage but bolts for the kitchen door as soon as she's done with her tip walk. She must not like the LD game. I don't know how some of them even make back their house fee.

Palm: Most of the girls here are either slim or mildly curvy. If you’re looking for badonkadonk you’ll have to look elsewhere.

Kassandra is definitely back. I’m unsure about the others. I’m there right now so I’ll keep an ear out for those names.

Call it a pity drink. I felt sorry for everyone working there. I already knew I was going to bail without buying a dance so I didn't bother arguing with her.

Weird, I had a similar experience right around this date too. I wonder if it's the influx of college girls who don't want to work for a living. I don't like that transactional attitude where I can't enjoy myself because of the constant discussions about time and money.

CSFurious: So you've said, on more than one review. Hiring an escort isn't the same as going to a strip club so I fail to see the utility in comparing the two. I don't have time to deal with all the bullshit involved in finding an escort, trying to figure how how to read her reviews without paying, trying to figure out if she's fake, dealing with ID verification or whatever else she has going (which is usually more money), the threat of scams, pimps, meetup locations, and everything else. I'd rather walk into a club where I can look at and talk to girls, pick one, negotiate, and head up to a room to have fun. I see you haven't posted any reviews, so do you have anything to offer this community other than drive by comments like "I wouldn't do what you did"? I posted a review so strip club goers can be informed, and don't give a shit what you personally would or wouldn't do.

Darkblue is right on the money. If the girls know you, they will approach (unless they know you as someone who doesn't spend money). If not, some of them will avoid you and some might take a chance. If you look semi-normal they might assume someone already has her hooks in you. If you look like a slob they might avoid you just because. Above all that, tipping on stage and indicating you're interest almost always works

Just an observation, if you order a drink here they're going to give you a double without asking, hence the price. Any time I've ordered a gin and tonic or just a bourbon on the rocks, I watch them put two measures in and then show up and ask for $12-$15.

I can tell you how to cross the border without being questioned, but I can also tell you how to get yourself questioned and pulled into secondary every time. I'm betting OP exhibits some of the red flags they look for, especially if he acts suspicious because he doesn't want to tell them he's going over to visit clubs. Anyway, OP, it just sounds like you need to grow a pair and learn how to do your research and ask for what you want.

Most of the clubs around the strip are now inundated with aggressive Cuban women, so if that's not your thing I'd recommend going a bit afield. My go-to club is Palomino in North Vegas. Full nude and full bar. As others have said, make sure to get the club van to pick you up wherever you go, to avoid paying covers.

Syracuse is my main stomping ground. The clubs are either full of coked-out girls who hang all over the owners' friends, or so disgusting you don't even want to sit down, or the one more upscale club in town (Paradise Found) has basically priced itself out of the Syracuse market. Customers aren't spending and dancers aren't earning.

I usually want to chat for at least 30 minutes. I almost never purchase standard lap dances, though, and will take them to VIP rooms/suites/whatever if they are charming and can hold a conversation. I'm not interested in airheads even if they are a 10.

I view tattoos like any other aesthetic thing. Beautiful tattoos can add to the beauty of the girl, just like a nice painting on a wall. Trashy and poorly done tattoos likewise subtract from my opinion of the girl. The artwork you decide to wear and show off reflects on you--what do you consider in good taste, among other things. I grew up in the 70's and 80's and I like to think I evolve with the times and don't try to hold on to old-fashioned attitudes just for the sake of it.

Any LMT I've ever met would be gravely insulted by a customer trying to turn the massage into something sexual. Generally they will end the session if there is any whiff of inappropriate conduct or language. This is for professional spas and massage venues. When you get into venues that label themselves as "parlors" it's usually anything goes. You may find LMTs working there who have completely hit rock bottom and abandoned professionalism for money.

Why you'd want to go BB with someone who is inclined to let you, is beyond me. You are playing with fire, pal.

She works for a competing club (see her other review) so hardly neutral.

6-7 out of 10? Are you kidding dude? The best girl here is maybe a 3 or 4 on a good day. The rest are complete dumpster fires.

Never, ever open a tab at a strip club!

Thanks for the review. I had been hesitating to check this place out and had kind of settled on Paradise Found as my regular club. However, I heard they are having troubles and girls are leaving, financial issues, etc. I could use a backup!