Comments by ESL

I don't think my dog would even hump Chelsea's leg

Careful ski, you will give that prostitute a disease. Lawyers will screw anything for $$

Kinda like lawyers skibum. Lawyers sometimes offer you a price-list of services before they screw you too.

Weird place to post this. I assume you want attention. If your father was a great man, and you selfishly didn't want to spend time with him even though you had nothing better to do......your friend is right. You are a bad son.

It's the alcohol content. You are in a bar. If you are worried about it, do a shot over 30% alcohol, swirl it around and swallow it! Who needs listermint?

We have proof Clinton is a criminal. Where is the proof Trump is a racist? Is it because he wants to protect our borders from illegal immigrants and wants Muslims blocked temporarily? Trump is a blowhard. Not a racist.

Larry thinks going to East St. Louis is a death wish? Don't be so fragile. If you don't rob a convenience store and then wrestle for control of a policeman's gun, you will be fine. If I go with Skibum on Halloween can I dress up as a sleazy lawyer?

East Saint Louis. Center of the country. LA is too far away.

+1 Dominic. Well argued!

How great can Bill be? He is married to Hilliary. Even loyal Democrats would agree that no one wants to Fuck that Hag.

Were you drunk when you wrote this? Your review jumps around and is hard to follow. You don't like cute girls rubbing your crotch? She said it was six songs. Did you disagree with her and think it was less? You didn't state an opinion either way but brought it up. The club isn't the same as what? The only positive thing you mentioned was that the club used to have hot dancers. Are the girls not not anymore? You didn't say. What was it about the club that you liked before and don't like now? To me, your dancer sounds like Stormy. Stormy is always complaining about Bob and her life. The girl is human crazy-glue and hard to get away from. The only thing I really got from your review is that you focused on one dancer and she complained too much. Maybe you should have tried a different girl at the tip rail. That is always hands-on and a lot of fun. Much cheaper than $150 in lap dances with a whiny dancer.

Good dodge on Stormy. She looks ok, but will drink you dry and she gets pissy at you if she doesn't feel she is making enough money off of you. Not sure how you managed to get rid of her. When I've gone in she is human crazy glue. Her dances in back are adequate.

This review is spot on! Dollies is cheap but not for everyone.

I would agree with Mr. Deuce. Nothing at c-mowes is "quit nice." VIP is not $$$ here and there is almost no chance at finding a good looking girl at c-mowes. There are two more clubs across the street just north of this club. I think you reviewed the wrong club

What is ccgfs? You had nice things to say about unique so I'm guessing she wasn't your girl. With the upsell, you don't have to call out the girl by name, but maybe you could describe her so we know to watch out. Thanks for review!

This is either written by a chick or someone who doesn't club much. Half the information in here is just wrong.

I feel like writing a 7 page response. You lost me about page 3 and I started skimming.