Comments by JAprufrock (page 7)

^^You nailed it, EC. Whenever they quote $100, I always counter with $80. Sometimes they have settled. Other times they're firm, and I don't quibble. Like you said, where in the U.S. are you getting 30 minutes for $100? Plus, if it makes them feel better about getting $100 and leads to a better session, it's well worth it. $20 won't break the bank. Hopefully the going rate doesn't creep up to $120 anytime soon.

How the hell is someone a member here for 10 years without a single post and then suddenly wakes up from the dead to post? Weird. Anyway, not sure what sports bar you're talking about, but I haven't been there since they remodeled. I wouldn't be interested in watching soccer with sexy, naked women eager to fuck in the same building. But to each his own. Strange as it sounds, I could see a lady taking your cash and then bolting. Never heard of it happening, but I have wondered about this when you pay up front, which many ladies ask for. If they do leave, what can you do? She could tell the manager you had sex and it's he said/she said. I usually show the ladies the money and place it on the nightstand, though some have insisted on payment up front. Also, why the fuck would anyone use a credit card in a strip club, let alone in Mexico? Come on man, how about some common sense? I can imagine that conversation with customer service at CitiBank Visa: "They charged me for two blowjobs but I got only one."

Yes, the border is closed to non-essential travel, and unfortunately quests for pussy don't qualify. If they did, I'd have been making regular trips to the Greater Toronto Area for sessions with escorts and body rub gals. Also, I might be wrong but I don't think Windsor is nearly what it used to be for strip clubbing back in the 80s and 90s, when there were places like (if I recall correctly) Jason's, Million Dollar something or other, Cheetah's, the Beanery and more. Whatever they have, they're still nude (unlike topless-only Detroit), but from I gather it's not worth the trip even if the border were open. You're better off with the Detroit clubs.

Good stuff as usual, @Tahoe. As much I enjoy the hustle and bustle and unabashed debauchery at HK -- tipping at the stage shows, grope sessions in the private dance rooms, feeling them up during fichas, scouring every level while deciding who to take arriba, I imagine it's a nice change of pace to spend a night out with a gal (dinner, drinks) while knowing what you're going to get at the end.

Great stuff, Greenbeans. I'm a 3 1/2 hour drive from Toronto, but unfortunately the border remains closed, possibly for a few more months. The body rub parlors, like Allure, are closed, but the escort agencies are open and business is good, from what I've been reading on terb.cc. Hopefully, this gal will be at HK when I'm there in three weeks.

@tahoecruz: "It is fun to see the reactions of a newby." Damn, Tahoe, you reminded me of the first time I parted the magical curtains, exactly four years ago today! I read so much about it on TUSCL, so I was prepared for what I'd see, but once you're witnessing it in person, it takes it to another level. The world would be a much happier place with more Club Hong Kongs in it. Anyway, I digress. @AOP, you sound very green. Being green and in TJ can be a bad combination. Best advice I could give is to do extensive research. Read as many reviews and discussion board topics as possible before going, especially the ones pertaining to safety procedures. TJ has a reputation for a reason, but the area around the strip clubs can be a safe place if you're diligent and smart about it.

Any word (rumors, speculation, innuendo) on when PedWest will open?

"Beat the hell out of your buddies dad's 70's old porn mags "hidden" in the garage." My buddy's dad hid his stash in the attic, and fortunately the access panel was in my buddy's room. He'd have a bunch of us over when nobody was home to check out the awesome collection. That's how we learned of the female anatomy. This was shortly before I discovered masturbation and I'll never forget the great sensation I felt in my pants while ogling those pics of sexy naked women fucking and sucking (the young me, from a conservative upbringing, couldn't believe these ladies would do that, let alone in front of a camera -- "They must be making a million dollars," I remember telling my buds. LOL!). Great reference article and special thanks for the links. You might be interested in an article I wrote about porn a couple years ago here: https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=56169

Good question, @Mongoro. A mask would make it difficult to accurately gauge a girl's fuckability. I was reminded of this at the mall today. When I see a gal I estimate to be between the ages of 18-55, in my mind, I rate her on my fuck and suck scale: A. I would fuck her and the whole 9 yards. B. I would only eat her out. C. I would only get a blow job from her. D. I would let her suck my dick if she asked nicely. E. I wouldn't fuck her with Charlie Sheen's dick and Ron Jeremy pushing. But with many wearing masks, my scale has been off-kilter during this pandemic.

Good stuff, @sdshooter I don't have any issues with naming the girls, if they even use their real names. Like Mongo said, no LE concerns. In Toronto, where escorting and erotic massage is essentially legal, there are message boards like terb.cc that provide explicit reviews of gals, which are invaluable. Some of the agencies even post those reviews on their site. The girls obviously don't use their real names, and their faces are hidden in the photos to protect their identities -- not from LE, but from family, friends, acquaintances finding out.

Thanks for the report. You mentioned the seventh and 10th floors. Are there after-hours bars on both?

Good review. I will disagree on your assertion of the VIP card not being worth it. If you're staying 3-4 days, I like do on my annual visits, you'll more than make up for the $60 cost of the VIP card with the hotel discount, one free drink per night, and either one free lap dance per night or half-off lap dance per night (I forgot). But mainly for the hotel discount. The 10th floor club is something new from my most recent visit in February 2020. I'll have to check to it next month when I return. Said it before and I'll say it again: What an awesome place to be able to walk into and know you can legally fondle, caress or fuck almost any woman there and openly discuss what you want and talk prices. Fuck any asshole who want to close the border.

@tbot11102 "The last year has been really something...time to live now." Precisely. Since I got back into the game four years ago with my first endeavor to TJ, I've always appreciated as a 50-something guy being able to experience the pleasures of a beautiful young gal's body. but these past 14 months have taught me to savor every such encounter even more because you never know when you might lose that opportunity, for whatever reason. Enjoy life to the fullest, as long as you're not hurting anyone.

Awesome report, and congrats for the great time. I especially liked the part about entering her pussy for the 10-minute snuggle in a spoon position. I'll have to try that. You shouldn't have any qualms about "destroying" a 19-year-old hottie. If you don't, someone else will, and he might not be the sophisticated, generous gentleman that you are. Three pops in two hours tells me maybe you're not too old for this shit.

@BigFree, I wouldn't advise driving your own vehicle into Mexico. First off, you might need to purchase additional insurance (I know rental car companies at the San Diego Airport tell you you're not insured to drive their cars into Mexico). And too many other things can go wrong: long wait at the border, crooked cops, theft and vandalism, etc. Much easier to park, walk across and take a taxi (free HK limo + small tip, if you have a VIP card).

Another great report Tahoe. Sounds like a Dickens of a time was had, at least with the TLN.

Awesome report Greenbeans! I'm hoping to return in May. Would love to have a beer with you in HK if you're there at the same time. Good for you passing on the $120 cold fish, no matter how hot she was. And that was quite a feat getting it up so quickly after picturing Margaret Thatcher naked.

All of us who've been there are familiar with the routine and prices, so I'm guessing you wrote this as a primer for newbies. How about some specific details about your experiences there? Surely you didn't travel all the way from Oklahoma to spend a couple hours there on a Saturday night. Provide some insight on the ladies you saw and what you did.

@Tahoe, I asked @Cristobal this in another thread, but I'll ask you, too: What do you tell them at the border to get through and what do you tell them you were in Mexico for when you return? I'm planning to go next month for the first time since the shutdown.

@Cristobal, my TJ brother from another mother, Glad to see you're doing well. It's been a tough, sexless 14 months for me. I haven't even masturbated much; that's how out of sorts I am. But now that I'm fully vaccinated, I'm ready to return to TJ next month. Questions: What do you tell them at the border you're going there for? And are there any hassles going in or coming back? Or does buying that six-month visa take care of everything? Also, is it business as usual at HK. Thanks, my man, and good luck with your hiatus.

@desertscrub I'll admit it is overpriced and boring compared to the MAGA circle jerks you and your brother enjoy in Arizona.

@desertscrub I did get off. A handjob is standard here and every other place in GTA. That's good enough for me. If it's not for you, then that's your problem.

Here's a link to the video from the guy who says there are a large selection of gals at Cascades. He didn't provide an approximate number. But, as others have said, I'd advise against it for now, until things are back to some semblance of normalcy, which might not be until early 2021. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wswYzjyb3o4 He has several videos on TJ and goes by handle of Luke Powell. Hell, he might even be on TUSCL.

Some guy posted a recent YouTube video saying he crossed from Cali to HK. Bar obviously closed but he said Hotel Cascades has a large selection of women available. Not sure if it’s worth the COVID risk but a few more months without pussy and it probably will be worth the risk.

A strip club show with a tame VIP room, little touching and only accidental nudity? Fuck that. It's back to Pornhub for me.