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goosman

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59 posts by goosman

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Recent Turnover

Folks are taking about a mass firing here. What exactly happened, and where did the talent end up?

goosmanVeteran Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 6

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Have fears of Corona virus stopped you from exchanging bodily fluids with stripp

I mean herpes, syphilis & ghonnoreah haven't, but maybe this will. All jokes aside, clubs have got to be serious trading areas for viruses & bacteria.

goosmanVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 9

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Dancer friends: Is this game?

Ladies, question for you. A couple of times (rare but it happens). It seems like a dancer has attempted to "get off" on me, while dancing. I know women's road to orgasm is very different than ours, so the idea…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 8

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Club Profitability

I'm really interested in learning the metrics of how a club makes money and what model ends up being profitable. It does seem that unless the local politicians restrict the clubs, they only seem to grow in number. So somebody…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 8

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Glock or night at my favorite club?

Help me decide how to blow this cash. For context I already have a pistol (not a glock), and I haven't been able to do much clubbing lately.

goosmanVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 26

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

On afternoons there is a Colombian by the name of

On afternoons there is a Colombian by the name of Valerie or Valeria. blonde when I saw her, got a couple of dances and had a good time. Does anyone know if she is worth making any investment in? Not…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Don't let the openness & lack of privacy in the

Don't let the openness & lack of privacy in the lap dance room disuade you. These women are professionals. Becareful though, the bouncer watching the afternoon shift dance count is mathematically challenged, and his dance counting has been consistently terrible.…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago

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Ever get caught up in something not your style?

If you've read my reviews, you know that I tend look for the thicker things in life. However, today after I realized that my fave didn't show up today, I of course decided to look for the next best thing.…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 5

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Most old man shit I've ever seen.

In a club today (day shift) I saw an old man wearing headphones. I doubt he was listening to music, I'm pretty sure he was wearing them as noice cancelling headphones. Mind you, this was the day shift, in a…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 32

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Limited Clubbing Time - Help Me Decide

Folks I've been over thinking something, and wanted to get some of you all to assist me in over thinking this. The circumstances that allow me to club, have changed considerably, severely limiting my available times to go. So when I…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 20

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I think I finally hit my PL bottom.

Yesterday while getting a dance, the lady does a reverse cowgirl kind of move where she's got her hands on the floor, and her feet were behind my head on the couch. She has her shoes off and for whatever…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 19

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Can't get emotional when they choose others, but can you feel good when they cho

I know it's canon around here that you can't get emotional when a dancer knows you want her to come over, and she for whatever reason is attending to other customers over you. On the other side of the coin, you…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 34

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Respectable Level Below Whale

I'm interested in a survey, of what is the acceptable amount in your area to get a girl to know she needs to immediately go to you in the club. Not the whale level, but that level below where once…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 28

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Interesting Twitter Thread About Legendary Black Strippers (with one famous exce

https://twitter.com/mOneyMakinNique/status/839570337981468684

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 6

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Girls Getting off on you

Again going into this, I expect every word & every action of a dancer to be fake, a lie or a good acting job. So of course it may be bullshit, but yesterday a dancer got into a grove where…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 31

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Dancers who are just fun

Occasionally I've run across a subset of dancers that I like, where the lap dance isn't exceptional, but somehow they are just fun, their energy or something. I don't like the lap dance in a way that pushes the normal…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 12

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Keeping Track of Songs

I just came off of hiatus, and did a binge over three clubs from afternoon to night. I noticed that my ability to keep track of songs was off. I didn't know that this was a skill that would get

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 41

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Eating Stripper Ass?

Is this happening yet? I'm not personally doing it, but not judging you, if you are. Just seeing if this trend has kicked off yet.

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 7 41

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Stripper Haiku

Strippers give us life Life that wife would take away Cant marry stripper

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 8

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Breaking up the Pair

In my neck of the woods, a lot of dancers work in pairs. Usually they'll approach together and try to work a double dance (which sometimes I'll do, and have a had a good time, sometime) but I usually try…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 18

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Indian Dudes

You all know what I'm talking about. You will see groups of Indian dudes out in the clubs in higher numbers than in the local population. So I ask the question: why so many Indian dudes in the clubs?…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 28

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A week later, pants still wreak of stripper

Wearing pants I wore literally a week ago & they still wreak of stripper scent. This is after being sprayed with febreeze & cologne this morning. What the hell is in that stripper perfume?

goosmanVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 15

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Something you just can't get past

There is a dancer at a club that I frequent. She's not necessarily my type, but she's aggressive, personable, and the mileage is good enough that I get dances from her. However on my last visit I noticed that square…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 26

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SJG possibly a flaw in your system

SGJ, I've finally accepted your logic that buying dances is a chumps game, and its better to create front room friendliness leading to whatever. However, what if the dancer doesn't speak your language and the only thing she can communicate…

goosmanVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 7

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More Miami Strip Club Videos

This time it looks like Bellas. Dancers look to be about Bellas quality. This town has to be the capital of filming videos in strip clubs, with a long tradition that dates back to the 2 Live Crew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeiL91fqdHw

goosmanVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3
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