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And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness https://www.srviral.com/p/tortuga-25999.html Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a turtle, many years hence I…
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The council of ricks is still devising a cyberwarfare policy as we speak. As a group of suit-wearing badasses we actually do not have much experience with the dishonorable lardass idiots that make of 99% of hackers. Aah...yup I'm looking at…
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Not that idiot troll pretending to be your gay side. Aah...yup You've talked about organizing a group of Christian eating lions. Isn''t that right? Aah...yup The lion doesn't have the time for that, but ricktheseacucumber asked me to ask you if wanted…
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I just came over to visit my vulture and he told me that a troubled female hairless ape just posted here. Aah...yup I just wanted to tell Miss StarLight that the council of ricks can help. I'll teach you how to…
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To be a rick is to dress impeccably. But do you know how hard it is to find a suit that fits a turtle? It isn't easy! Aah...yup rickthewobbegong has an even harder time. But that crazy bastard makes up for…
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My buddy mauricetheturtle just broke with his longtime boyfriend, Ted Cruz. That Cruz ape really likes it turtlestyle according to my bud. Aah...yup Big Mo really wants some hairless apes to fuck. But he's into male hairless apes, unlike me. I'm…
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Aah...yup It has just been revealed to me that I am eligible for provisional membership in the Council of Rick's and 10% off on suits from Rick's Warehouse. Since I really want to learn how to pay hairless ape hookers for…
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