Posts by ricktheturtle

And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness https://www.srviral.com/p/tortuga-25999.html Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a…

I'm feeling kinky and I want some simultaneous hairless ape-hairy ape loving! Aah...yup

The council of ricks is still devising a cyberwarfare policy as we speak. As a group of suit-wearing badasses we actually do not have much experience with the dishonorable lardass idiots that make of 99%…

Not that idiot troll pretending to be your gay side. Aah...yup You've talked about organizing a group of Christian eating lions. Isn''t that right? Aah...yup The lion doesn't have the time for that, but ricktheseacucumber asked me…

I just came over to visit my vulture and he told me that a troubled female hairless ape just posted here. Aah...yup I just wanted to tell Miss StarLight that the council of ricks can help.…

To be a rick is to dress impeccably. But do you know how hard it is to find a suit that fits a turtle? It isn't easy! Aah...yup rickthewobbegong has an even harder time. But that…

You people are missing the opportunity to share how much you love the advice you get from the ricks. We take valuable time out of their day to share strategies for paying hookers for sex.…

My buddy mauricetheturtle just broke with his longtime boyfriend, Ted Cruz. That Cruz ape really likes it turtlestyle according to my bud. Aah...yup Big Mo really wants some hairless apes to fuck. But he's into male…

Title says it all. Aah...yup