Reviews by misterorange
Submit a ReviewMarcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club
1011 Market St
Paterson, NJ 07513
Marcet delivers, again.
Marcet is in a shitty area of Paterson, up North, just off Rt 80. There were a couple times I went there and left without even parking my car, out of fear it might get…
Nov 23, 2025, 2:24 PM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
Off night at 5th. Way off.
Stopped in at 5th Ave after one beer and out at Ragtime. About 6:30 or so on Saturday. Looked busy with lots of cars on the street, but I got lucky with a spot right…
3 commentslast: 6 mos ago(sarsta)
Apr 6, 2025, 7:32 PM
Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club
1011 Market St
Paterson, NJ 07513
Great time, great girl, but it's Paterson.
I used to have a LTF that worked here years ago. I never liked the place, but on a few visits I made a mental note of some decent looking girls. She moved on to…
5 commentslast: 8 mos ago(risingdragon25)
Apr 6, 2025, 1:07 PM
VIP's Gentlemen's Club
558 Main St
City of Orange, NJ 07050
Better than last time.
Well it's been about a year since my last visit. I go back every so often, still hoping to find that diamond in the rough. Once again, didn't happen.
The place is on a busy…
Jan 19, 2025, 10:09 PM
Looker's Gentleman's Club
789 Dowd Ave
Elizabeth, NJ 07201
Big fat asses! (If you like that)
I had just come from lunch at Krug’s in Newark. Yes, their famous burgers are among the best you’ll find anywhere. By the time I left I had a good buzz going so decided to…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Mr Monger)
Jul 28, 2024, 12:49 AM
Ragtime Gentlemen's Club
821 McBride Ave
Woodland Park, NJ 07424
Have a back-up plan.
Arrived at 10:30pm on Saturday. Ragtime is an old house converted into a go-go bar. You never know with this place if it will be open when you get there, so if you're traveling any…
Apr 21, 2024, 10:50 PM
Johnny A's Hitching Post
95 Barclay St
Paterson, NJ 07503
Sunday Spinners at The Hitching Post
It had been a couple of years since my last visit to Hitching Post. Showed up there 8pm on Sunday. Parking lot was about 2/3 full and looked safe.
I'll give you the club details…
Feb 6, 2024, 6:17 AM
Looker's Gentleman's Club
789 Dowd Ave
Elizabeth, NJ 07201
Plenty 'o Plastic
On my way home from Clancy's around 10pm and decided to stop in at Lookers. I've seen the reviews about the fatsos dancing here, but I was hungry, and this place always has pretty good…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Jascoi)
Feb 3, 2024, 9:49 PM
Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave
Bloomfield, NJ 07003
Tempered Expectations
I've been to Clancy's before, but probably not in 4 or 5 years. The lack of extras and the communal lap dance room are not exactly my cup of tea. Anyway, I was on a…
9 commentslast: 1 yr ago(grimes)
Feb 3, 2024, 8:56 PM
VIP's Gentlemen's Club
558 Main St
City of Orange, NJ 07050
How a veteran clubber got "rookied".
I had been taking a break from clubbing for a while, but recently got the urge again. In the last two weeks I visited four clubs. Club 516, 5th Ave, Jiggles, and this place, VIP's.…
6 commentslast: 1 yr ago(NJBalla)
Dec 4, 2023, 10:46 AM
Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub
105 Mohawk Ave
Hawthorne, NJ 07506
A sure thing, not a sure thing, then a sure thing.
After a swing and miss at 5th Ave, decided to visit Jiggles 10 minutes away, for a sure thing. My long time fav always works Saturdays and while I do enjoy variety and spontaneity, there's…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(EastCoaster)
Nov 26, 2023, 9:44 PM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
Saturday Night at 5th Ave
Went around 9:30 after finding Ragtime closed... again. What is it with that place? If you're closed at 9:30 on a Saturday, when the fuck are you open?
At 5th Ave, the street was lined…
Nov 26, 2023, 9:39 PM
Club 516
60 County Rd 516
Old Bridge Township, NJ 08857
Eh, just okay.
Stopped in on Friday around 2:00 PM. The outside is drab and nondescript. Saw some other reviews that discuss how the place has been renovated. Having never been there before, I'd never guess it was…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(misterorange)
Nov 25, 2023, 5:49 AM
Cheeques
1230 E Linden Ave
Linden, NJ 07036
Fun, but there are no extras here.
Unless you consider the occasional nip slip or an OTP dick pinch an extra. Eh, I'm not gonna bash this place. It's not exactly my cup of tea (because there's no extras) but I've never…
Nov 12, 2023, 8:13 AM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
Nice improvement.
It's been a year or more since my last visit to 5th Avenue, and there are some very good and a couple not-so-good updates to report. It's mostly good, so let's get the bad out…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Deejazz12)
Jan 26, 2023, 1:45 PM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
5th Avenue Flop
Well, after a failed visit to Jiggles, I didn't want to make the drive back home with blue balls. Had to at least try and find something worthwhile so decided to stop at 5th Avenue.…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(misterorange)
Aug 29, 2022, 9:33 PM
Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub
105 Mohawk Ave
Hawthorne, NJ 07506
Return to Jiggles
Well it's been a little while since my last visit to Jiggles (or any club for that matter). I had a regular girl that I've known for years since the old Bottoms Up days but…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(hit50yipes)
Aug 28, 2022, 7:12 PM
Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub
105 Mohawk Ave
Hawthorne, NJ 07506
Best of both worlds.
Well, I hadn't planned on going out last night but the urge struck me suddenly. I figured my regular girl would be working, and thought if she wasn't, even better so I could check out…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Sgrayeff)
Sep 18, 2021, 7:45 PM
Breathless
876 Hart St
Rahway, NJ 07065
A mix of talent - Bring plenty of $$$ if you want any attention.
After hearing they got rid of that crazy rip-off bottle service for entry, I thought I'd check out Breathless. Been a couple years since my last visit. For those who give a shit, I didn't…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Oldyeller)
Jun 17, 2021, 11:57 AM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
Almost nothing, but then a nice surprise. Oh yeah!
Well, I started off my evening a little later than usual. Left home around 9:15pm, headed for Paterson which is about a 45 minute drive. I get to Ragtime and they were closed. I think…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(masterbjs)
Jun 6, 2021, 6:05 PM
Johnny A's Hitching Post
95 Barclay St
Paterson, NJ 07503
Just wasn't my night.
Decided to head up to Paterson again. Seems like the only place in NJ with action these days. (Well, my kind of action anyway!) Lol. Unfortunately this just wasn't my night.
After finding Ragtime closed…
6 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(wld4tatas)
May 17, 2021, 9:48 PM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
Got there too late.
Well, clubs in NJ are finally open late again. Made a visit to Jiggles to see my regular girl, and it was fun, but it's a long ride for me and I wasn't quite ready…
6 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(DTonyM)
Mar 19, 2021, 3:33 PM
Cheeques
1230 E Linden Ave
Linden, NJ 07036
Cheeque's is open for business!
There hasn't been a review of this place in quite a while. I didn't think they ever reopened since the shut down but I happened to be driving past and saw some cars in the…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(misterorange)
Dec 29, 2020, 6:32 PM
Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub
105 Mohawk Ave
Hawthorne, NJ 07506
Quite a turn-around for Jiggles!
Well I'm down to just one girl who I'm in touch with and is still dancing. She's got a habit of contacting me last minute so I didn't get the text until about 7PM last…
Dec 6, 2020, 2:56 PM
Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club
1011 Market St
Paterson, NJ 07513
Drink, lapdance and leave.
It was a last minute thing. A girl I know from Bottoms Up (still closed) texted me around 6PM and said she's on her way to try this place for the first time. She's not…
6 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(eros973)
Oct 7, 2020, 5:22 AM












