Reviews by misterorange

I had just come from lunch at Krug’s in Newark. Yes, their famous burgers are among the best you’ll find anywhere. By the time I left I had a good buzz going so decided...

Arrived at 10:30pm on Saturday. Ragtime is an old house converted into a go-go bar. You never know with this place if it will be open when you get there, so if you're traveling...

It had been a couple of years since my last visit to Hitching Post. Showed up there 8pm on Sunday. Parking lot was about 2/3 full and looked safe. I'll give you the club...

On my way home from Clancy's around 10pm and decided to stop in at Lookers. I've seen the reviews about the fatsos dancing here, but I was hungry, and this place always has pretty...

I've been to Clancy's before, but probably not in 4 or 5 years. The lack of extras and the communal lap dance room are not exactly my cup of tea. Anyway, I was on...

I had been taking a break from clubbing for a while, but recently got the urge again. In the last two weeks I visited four clubs. Club 516, 5th Ave, Jiggles, and this place,...

After a swing and miss at 5th Ave, decided to visit Jiggles 10 minutes away, for a sure thing. My long time fav always works Saturdays and while I do enjoy variety and spontaneity,...

Went around 9:30 after finding Ragtime closed... again. What is it with that place? If you're closed at 9:30 on a Saturday, when the fuck are you open? At 5th Ave, the street was...

Stopped in on Friday around 2:00 PM. The outside is drab and nondescript. Saw some other reviews that discuss how the place has been renovated. Having never been there before, I'd never guess it...

Unless you consider the occasional nip slip or an OTP dick pinch an extra. Eh, I'm not gonna bash this place. It's not exactly my cup of tea (because there's no extras) but I've...

It's been a year or more since my last visit to 5th Avenue, and there are some very good and a couple not-so-good updates to report. It's mostly good, so let's get the bad...

Well, after a failed visit to Jiggles, I didn't want to make the drive back home with blue balls. Had to at least try and find something worthwhile so decided to stop at 5th...

Well it's been a little while since my last visit to Jiggles (or any club for that matter). I had a regular girl that I've known for years since the old Bottoms Up days...

Well, I hadn't planned on going out last night but the urge struck me suddenly. I figured my regular girl would be working, and thought if she wasn't, even better so I could check...

After hearing they got rid of that crazy rip-off bottle service for entry, I thought I'd check out Breathless. Been a couple years since my last visit. For those who give a shit, I...

Well, I started off my evening a little later than usual. Left home around 9:15pm, headed for Paterson which is about a 45 minute drive. I get to Ragtime and they were closed. I...

Decided to head up to Paterson again. Seems like the only place in NJ with action these days. (Well, my kind of action anyway!) Lol. Unfortunately this just wasn't my night. After finding Ragtime...

Well, clubs in NJ are finally open late again. Made a visit to Jiggles to see my regular girl, and it was fun, but it's a long ride for me and I wasn't quite...

There hasn't been a review of this place in quite a while. I didn't think they ever reopened since the shut down but I happened to be driving past and saw some cars in...

Well I'm down to just one girl who I'm in touch with and is still dancing. She's got a habit of contacting me last minute so I didn't get the text until about 7PM...

It was a last minute thing. A girl I know from Bottoms Up (still closed) texted me around 6PM and said she's on her way to try this place for the first time. She's...

Yesterday I set out early to do some mongering in the Paterson area, which is a rarity for me. In fact, I haven't been to a Paterson club in a couple of years. I...

With my beloved Bottoms Up still closed, I heard that a couple of the girls were now at 5th Ave so thought I'd check it out. I got there around 9:15 PM. One important...

I've noticed that some clubs in NJ are opening (sort of). In keeping with the "outdoor dining" regulations they've begun to put up tents and tables outside and I was curious about how much...