Plenty 'o Plastic

On my way home from Clancy's around 10pm and decided to stop in at Lookers. I've seen the reviews about the fatsos dancing here, but I was hungry, and this place always has pretty good food. It had been a long while since I was there, so figured I'd grab something to eat and make my own assessment about the talent there. Well, I'm happy to report I was pleasantly surprised.

But first things first. Pulled in and the parking lot was about 2/3 full. Some pretty nice cars. A few Mercedes and a couple Porsche. I only mention that because I was thinking a bunch of "make it rain" jackasses might be inside. On the door there's a sign: COVER CHARGE $15. When I saw that my first reaction was to turn around and started walking back to my car. I mean I was only there because of hunger and curiosity. Wasn't really expecting to see anything but a bunch of lard-ass slobs waddling around the stage.

Halfway back to my car and I'm like, fuck it, I'm already here. So I go in and pay the $15. They give you a stupid looking ID bracelet, I guess in case you want to leave and come back in. There's a metal detector and a security guy gave a cursory pat down. Pretty sure that detector doesn't work very well because I had a big ring of keys in my jacket pocket. It's a large rectangular bar which I'd guess seats about 70. Stage in the middle with two poles. Usually 3-4 girls on stage with others walking around.