Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club
1011 Market St Paterson, NJ 07513

Great time, great girl, but it's Paterson.

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misterorange
Apr 6, 2025, 1:07 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I used to have a LTF that worked here years ago. I never liked the place, but on a few visits I made a mental note of some decent looking girls. She moved on to Jiggles and I saw her there for a while, but we eventually lost touch. Decided to take the 45 minute trip up to Paterson for the first time in a long time, and struck out at Ragtime, 5th Ave, and Jiggles. Almost went home, and then I remembered this place. Probably five years since I’ve been there. Parked a half block away. Very shady area - I hoped nothing would happen to my car. Marcet is the smallest go-go club I’ve ever seen. J-shaped bar that maybe could seat 14 people. A few tables against the wall. Bathroom in the back is clean, lock works, soap available, and a hand dryer that leaves you wiping your hands on your pants.

 

Gotta say, the girls weren’t bad. None were revolting. Out of about eight, six weren’t my type. Not fatsos, but a little on the heavy side. All faces were decent, but not the greatest. Of the other two, one I would have gladly settled for, but the other one looked like something special. Pretty face, slim body, B-cups on the smaller side, just right for her size. Lucky for me that hot one stopped by and I bought her a drink. My Heineken was $7. She ordered a mini Corona nip size and it was $12. Reminded me of one reason I hate this place, but I was already determined to bring this cutie to the VIP. After the second round of beers, and a mixed drink for the bartender (also $12) we negotiated $40 for the room and $100 for the girl. There are three curtained-off booths down the end of the bar. The one we went into was big and looked like it could have been a communal dance room, but we had it all to ourselves.

 

I thought the price was a bargain for the weird shit I wanted to do. Her English wasn’t that great, and I wondered if maybe she didn’t understand me. I double-checked with the bartender who knew me from the old Bottoms Up in Irvington. She assured me all was clear, but I still had some doubt. Well, 30 seconds after the curtain closed, all my questions were answered. This girl was a total freak. Not sure how long we were going at it, but eventually the bartender came and asked for more money. Gave her another $40 and offered the girl an extra $50 to keep going. She agreed. When we got done, she says she’s gonna give me her number when we get back to the bar, and she goes off to the dressing room to clean up. I sit down and order us another round of beers. Bartender gives me a Heineken and takes a 20 off my stack.

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