5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524

Almost nothing, but then a nice surprise. Oh yeah!

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misterorange
Jun 6, 2021, 6:05 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Well, I started off my evening a little later than usual. Left home around 9:15pm, headed for Paterson which is about a 45 minute drive. I get to Ragtime and they were closed. I think that place is done forever. Closed at 10pm on Saturday?

Arrived at 5th Ave about 10:15. Got lucky with a parking spot right across the street. It's a long narrow place with the bar on one side and men's room, ladies' room, and LD fuck booths on the other. Place was mostly full so I had to walk to the back to find a seat. As usual, it stunk of marihuana. I don't mind that at all, but it's just funny how they smoke it indoors. Probably coming from the ladies' dressing room... but I digress.

Ordered a Heineken and it was 7 bucks. Immediately approached by one girl after another, but I use the term "girl" loosely. One was 30-ish, kinda cute, but so fat she could smother a pro wrestler with her ass and probably kill him. Second one had a decent body, but a face that looked like a sack of potatoes. A few others came by, not terrible, but I gave them $1 to move on. To be fair, there were a few decent looking girls sitting with customers at the bar. I'm talking 6-7 at best.

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Almost nothing, but then a nice surprise. Oh yeah!