Big fat asses! (If you like that)

I had just come from lunch at Krug’s in Newark. Yes, their famous burgers are among the best you’ll find anywhere. By the time I left I had a good buzz going so decided to stop at Looker’s. I don’t really like this place. Why? Because the LDs are barely more than air dances, and the girls usually have big fat asses. But they sometimes have a massage girl making the rounds, and I felt like I could use a shoulder rub.

I rolled into Looker’s about 2 PM and the parking lot was mostly empty. Saw that goddamn sign on the door. Friday/Saturday Cover Charge: $10 Men, $30 Women. Ah, fuck it, went in anyway. Passed through the metal detector which sounded the alarm… WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP… I guess it was the keys in my pocket. Or it might have been a gun in my waistband, but we’ll never know because no one stopped me. Not for a pat-down, and not to collect the 10 bucks.

It's a big rectangular bar surrounding the stage with a couple of poles. Probably about 75 stools around the bar. Men’s room is on the opposite side from the entrance door with a big bright sign so you can’t miss it. Lap dance area is on the left end of the bar, and it has only beaded chains hanging down, so the whole place can see what’s going on.