Reviews by artec0
Submit a ReviewThe Gentlemen's Club
5175 W San Fernando Rd
Los Angeles, CA 90039
Not the same as the Before Times
Prior to the "the end of days" I visited here quite often due to location near where I live, some good talent, and good mileage on occasion. My first visit since the pandemic, and…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(DH7400)
Nov 15, 2022, 1:54 PM
VIP Cabaret
12147 Victory Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91606
Better than Before
I visited this place on a Friday night for the first time since the Before Times, and I kind of liked what has changed. For one thing, there was a lot of talent on…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Junkyster)
Nov 14, 2022, 12:41 PM
The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)
2130 Pond Rd
Ronkonkoma, NY 11779
Whiskey Goggles Away from Home
I fell into a dumb trap I do sometimes, on the road for work, a couple glasses of whiskey in, and itching for a distraction. Back home, I got used to the regular clubs…
Oct 25, 2019, 6:28 AM
The Gentlemen's Club
5175 W San Fernando Rd
Los Angeles, CA 90039
Under Reviewed
I had a bit of a break from TUSCL, but was surprised to see that the last review of this club was over a year ago ... and by me. So I thought I…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(laplurker)
Mar 5, 2019, 7:22 PM
Spearmint Rhino
15411 E Valley Blvd,
City of Industry, CA 91746
Afternoon Okay
I've popped in here in the past, but in the area on a Sunday afternoon I thought I would take a chance at a pre-shift change experience. I'm not one to do an afternoon…
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Cmoywbh)
Mar 5, 2019, 5:36 PM
The Gentlemen's Club
5175 W San Fernando Rd
Los Angeles, CA 90039
Hidden Gem ... Maybe
For me, at least, this is the easiest club to get to. So it showed up on my TUSCL radar enough times that I knew there was a history of 'weirdness'. Meaning, it…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(artec0)
Feb 6, 2018, 9:14 PM
Woody's Show Club
9395 6th St SW
Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
Not Bad, Midwest Milage
Came in on a cold winter's night for a warm up, and didn't hate the experience ... but probably would rather spend my days in warmer weather clubs. The place was quiet for high…
Jan 13, 2018, 6:14 AM
The All New Dancers Ranch
3000 6th St SW
Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
Always Trust the Truckers
Stopped in on a cold winter night to see if I can't get a warm up. The place was just up the street from my hotel, so I chose it more for convenience than…
Jan 13, 2018, 6:13 AM
Deja Vu Hollywood
6315 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90028
Hits and Misses
Was feeling a bit of the December blahs, and on the recommendation of a previous reviewer, I thought I would check out a club I hadn't been to. It wasn't bad, but in the…
Dec 17, 2017, 9:36 AM
Silk Exotic Madison
7302 US-14
Middleton, WI 53562
Wish They All Could Be California Clubs
I like to visit clubs when I travel, because who doesn't get that itch when on the road. The trouble is I've got a strong preference to SoCal clubs, and it leaves me with…
Nov 27, 2017, 8:50 PM
Blue Zebra Cabaret
6872 Farmdale Ave
North Hollywood, CA 91606
Better Experince
After flying into Burbank, I thought I would hunt down the closest club to see what could happen. Turns out I had been here a few months back and left a review - I…
Nov 27, 2017, 8:47 PM
Synn Gentlemen's Club
15619 Valley Blvd
City of Industry, CA 91744
Off Night, Probably
My guess is I hit Synn on a bad night. I chose to hit Synn based on the great reviews here, but it seemed most the positives people talked about wasn't happening this night.…
Jul 17, 2017, 4:57 AM
Paradise Gentlemen's Club
14310 Valley Blvd
City of Industry, CA 91746
Sure Thing
It was nearly a year and a half ago when I first visited Paradise, and the one thing I remembered was that I didn't spend much time there, didn't spend much money there, but got…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Rod84)
Jul 17, 2017, 4:57 AM
Bare Elegance
4824 W Imperial Hwy
Inglewood, CA 90304
Naked, Gorgeous, and Walking Around
I've made a couple visits here over the last couple of months, and I did a review over a year ago, but I thought it was time to revisit and comment. Something seems to…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Rod84)
Jul 17, 2017, 4:55 AM
Spearmint Rhino
15004 Oxnard St
Van Nuys, CA 91411
Too Quiet
After hitting a few Rhinos, I know I can expect good decor, safe parking lot, and decent music. But because we are in the valley, it stops about there.
Thursday night, around 9PM, and I…
Jun 23, 2017, 10:24 PM
Blue Zebra Cabaret
6872 Farmdale Ave
North Hollywood, CA 91606
Erm ... yeah
I stopped by here on a Thursday night intending to check out what North Hollywood had to offer in the more sketchy parts of town. I was pretty disappointed to say the least.
This is…
Apr 21, 2017, 6:39 AM
Jet Strip
10624 Hawthorne Blvd
Inglewood, CA 90304
Nice Suprise
Spending the evening near LAX, I was looking for something to do. Previously, I went to BE with some good experience, but I went out a little earlier than I normally do - so…
Mar 5, 2017, 9:23 PM
The Penthouse Club - New Orleans
727 Iberville St
New Orleans, LA 70130
NOLA Experince
Another visit to NOLA, and another chance to taste the local culture ... and also to visit a club. This trip, I thought I would hit the place that called from me across the…
Mar 5, 2017, 9:22 PM
Teasers Men's Club
156 Ramseur St
Durham, NC 27701
Not Bad at All
I was driving through Durham for business, felt the itch, so I looked up a good spot to visit. Hello Teasers.
Interesting local being just off of downtown. Part of me says it would…
Nov 25, 2016, 12:00 AM
Club Alex's
584 Washington St
Stoughton, MA 02072
Stretch Marks
Alex's is re-opened, and while their renovation game is strong they are trying to pay for it too quick without the return on the investment.
Or to be more blunt - they need to either drop…
Oct 8, 2016, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds Boston
12 Lagrange St
Boston, MA 02116
ATM
I feel like I have become a regular at this place - and my credit limit hates me for it.
Centerfolds is easily the highest quality club in the Boston area. I like Foxy Lady…
2 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Digitech)
Oct 7, 2016, 12:00 AM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
Trying Not to be a Single Club Reviewer
Going to stick my head out on this club, hoping I don't get that dreaded "club ad" tag at America's #1 single review club (no hating .. love what y'all are doing to keep the…
Jul 15, 2016, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds Boston
12 Lagrange St
Boston, MA 02116
Price Heavy
I made a huge huge mistake by visiting here after a few drinks on a day I got a great paycheck. I experienced a lot of what Centerfolds had to offer, but left that…
Jul 6, 2016, 12:00 AM




















