Wet and Secure Night for a Luau

Every year around this time they do a luau party on a Saturday night at the Millstream. Of course with torrential rains outside, no pig roast or anything like that in the parking lot, and since Hawaiian shorts are my normal weekend strip club attire. Just a normal night for me. The one plus on these nights, the free buffet. Mix of all sorts of incongruous stuff like tuna sashimi and potato salad and pork, but hey. Of course, my preference is for their normal menu, which probably made it the only strip club the late Anthony Bourdain might have recommended for its food.

Nina was a charming and responsive bartender, her visible attributes outshone most of the dancers on this night, who were decidedly A and B-cup at best except for a couple AA gals. And there were a lot of them, because of course, it’s Saturday and it’s a party. There were three distinct tiers of talent:

- Attractive and highly sought after: The blonde Jocelyn (who appears to have let her hair go natural, which means darker) was probably the only one who was near an 8 level. As usual she was in the private rooms much of the time and in the 4+ hour marathon that was my stay this time (Good God), I don’t think she made it to the stage once. There was another gal (brunette, pretty and attractive) wandering around with a ukelele. I think she knew one song. I tipped her the first time while sitting with one of the other girls, and then when she showed up again 8 min later after I’d gotten some buffet, I tipped her a dirham again, this time to NOT play.