Reviews by Retired

I had the strip club itch this last Tuesday early afternoon and decided to make another stop at Scarlet Lounge. My visit there a couple of months ago was a good time at the...

I made an afternoon stop at this club that is normally not on my rotation. This place gets a lot of love from mongers, but the lack of extras keeps me from making it...

I made a stop at Cabaret II last Wednesday around 3 PM and it probably had been six months since my last visit. This club is the furthest east strip club in the metro...

With TUSCL being down, this is a late strip club adventure from last week. I decided to make a stop at Scarlet Lounge last Wednesday since it had been awhile and to see if...

I was in the area of 82nd Strip this last Wednesday afternoon and decided to make a stop. This club is owned by the same person that owns Columbia Strip and Angels. A...

In the last couple of weeks, I made two early afternoon stops at Club 205 to enjoy the stage (rack) entertainment. For mongers that like the perfect specimen on stage and don’t want the...

I sent Founder a message over a year ago about this new club, Angel’s, reopening and I received a message this week stating it had been added to the Portland list. In its...

I headed to The Venue last Friday around 1 PM to catch a dancer I had met about two weeks before. Until that first visit with her, I had never come across this dancer...

The Friday before Christmas, I had business down in Eugene/Springfield and with that, made a stop at Sweet Illusions around 1:30 PM. It had been over a year since my last visit. This club...

Last Friday afternoon I hit up five strip clubs that have a “No touching” by the customer in the lap dance booth policy. I just wanted to see what I have been missing, or...

I decided I would take a partial tour of five “No Touching during the lap dance” clubs since I usually avoid those like the plague. I woke up this morning and thought I would...

This last Wednesday I was at The Venue around 11:30 AM (opens at 10 AM) and had plans on making a few strip club stops. That all changed as I had to head...

I stopped in at Club 205 0n this Saturday around noon. They have a small parking lot that goes around three sides of this small building with street parking along the busy 4 one-say...

I saw an ad on another site from a dancer I have come to enjoy at this taco shop stating that she was dancing here on this day. With that, I took care of...

Dream On was my third stop of the day with the intention of spending a little time here until Cabaret II opened at 2 PM. Those plans got changed during this visit. I...

I got a last-minute window to do a little strip club hunting on this Tuesday. I usually like a game plan (knowing at least one dancer at a particular club that is dancing that...

At 2PM on this Thursday afternoon, there was not a parking space available in their small lot, or on the main street in front. When there are pickups and work vans parked in this...

Following Scarlet Lounge on their Instagram account, a few weeks ago they posted that they were going to close for a couple of days to update their stage. Before the pandemic, SL was a...

I decided to make a stop at my favorite man cave (because of the rock walls) to see a particular dancer today. She had been working at Scarlet Lounge and recently made the switch....

I received a text from my favorite dancer letting me know her schedule this week, so I thought I would spend 30 minutes with her on this Monday. I had a little time to...

I made a stop at Cabaret II last Tuesday around 2:30 PM in the afternoon. The club opens at 2 PM, and I generally find this place quiet during this time on a weekday....

I headed out on a recent weekday afternoon with the anticipation of spending 30 minutes with a “strip club” dancer friend. I first wanted to do a little hunting, or fishing, or shopping, or...

I set out on a recent weekday afternoon to spend 30 minutes with dancer friend in a lap dance booth at another club. I thought I would make a stop at The Venue to...

After reading Artcollege’s recent review, it prompted me to make a last minute decision and head to this club. I am not purposely going to put an exact day because I am going to...