Mr Johnson

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Reviews by Mr Johnson

• review

  20 days ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  12646 SE Division St Portland, OR 97236
  Cheap Thrills

  I had the strip club itch this last Tuesday early afternoon and decided to make another stop at Scarlet Lounge. My visit there a couple of months ago was a good time at the...
  Comments: 3

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  16 days ago

  by

  Clackport
• review

  a month ago
  DV8

  5021 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206
  A Fun Visit

  I made an afternoon stop at this club that is normally not on my rotation. This place gets a lot of love from mongers, but the lack of extras keeps me from making it...
  Comments: 1

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  20 days ago

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  gSteph
• review

  2 months ago
  CaBaRet II

  17544 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233
  A Disappointing Visit To A Club That Has Provided Some Memorable Times

  I made a stop at Cabaret II last Wednesday around 3 PM and it probably had been six months since my last visit. This club is the furthest east strip club in the metro...
  Comments: 4

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  2 months ago

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  Pendragon7
• review

  3 months ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  12646 SE Division St Portland, OR 97236
  Doing Research For My Penthouse Forum Letter

  With TUSCL being down, this is a late strip club adventure from last week. I decided to make a stop at Scarlet Lounge last Wednesday since it had been awhile and to see if...
• review

  4 months ago
  82nd Strip

  7737 SE 82nd Ave Portland, OR 97266
  A Surprising Visit Worth Writing A Review About

  I was in the area of 82nd Strip this last Wednesday afternoon and decided to make a stop. This club is owned by the same person that owns Columbia Strip and Angels. A...
  Comments: 1

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  4 months ago

  by

  Mr Johnson
• review

  4 months ago
  Club 205

  9939 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
  What Knockers and Other Body Parts!

  In the last couple of weeks, I made two early afternoon stops at Club 205 to enjoy the stage (rack) entertainment. For mongers that like the perfect specimen on stage and don’t want the...
  Comments: 5

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  4 months ago

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  gSteph
• review

  6 months ago
  Angels

  10335 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97266
  Multiple Visits To Get Angel's On The Radar

  I sent Founder a message over a year ago about this new club, Angel’s, reopening and I received a message this week stating it had been added to the Portland list. In its...
  Comments: 2

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  5 months ago

  by

  Mr Johnson
• review

  7 months ago
  The Venue

  9950 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
  A Fun Afternoon

  I headed to The Venue last Friday around 1 PM to catch a dancer I had met about two weeks before. Until that first visit with her, I had never come across this dancer...
  Comments: 1

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  7 months ago

  by

  gSteph
• review

  7 months ago
  Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

  1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477
  Nice Selection of Fun Dancers

  The Friday before Christmas, I had business down in Eugene/Springfield and with that, made a stop at Sweet Illusions around 1:30 PM. It had been over a year since my last visit. This club...
• review

  8 months ago
  Devil's Point

  5305 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206
  5th and Last Stop of My "No Touching Dancers in the Lap Dance Booth" Tour

  Last Friday afternoon I hit up five strip clubs that have a “No touching” by the customer in the lap dance booth policy. I just wanted to see what I have been missing, or...
  Comments: 2

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  2 months ago

  by

  ctrlurself
• review

  8 months ago
  Acropolis

  8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202
  First Stop On A Tour of Five "No Lap Dance Touching" Strip Clubs

  I decided I would take a partial tour of five “No Touching during the lap dance” clubs since I usually avoid those like the plague. I woke up this morning and thought I would...
  Comments: 1

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  8 months ago

  by

  gSteph
• review

  8 months ago
  The Venue

  9950 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
  Another Satisfied Visit To This Club

  This last Wednesday I was at The Venue around 11:30 AM (opens at 10 AM) and had plans on making a few strip club stops. That all changed as I had to head...
  Comments: 1

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  8 months ago

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  RattleSnake777
• review

  9 months ago
  Club 205

  9939 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
  Enjoyable Saturday Early Afternoon

  I stopped in at Club 205 0n this Saturday around noon. They have a small parking lot that goes around three sides of this small building with street parking along the busy 4 one-say...
  Comments: 2

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  9 months ago

  by

  skinnywhiteboy
• review

  9 months ago
  Dream on Saloon

  15920 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233
  On The Fence Going Forward

  I saw an ad on another site from a dancer I have come to enjoy at this taco shop stating that she was dancing here on this day. With that, I took care of...
  Comments: 1

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  9 months ago

  by

  RattleSnake777
• review

  a year ago
  Dream on Saloon

  15920 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233
  A Fun Dream On A Tuesday Afternoon

  Dream On was my third stop of the day with the intention of spending a little time here until Cabaret II opened at 2 PM. Those plans got changed during this visit. I...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

  by

  Customer0
• review

  a year ago
  The Venue

  9950 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
  A nice warm-up to the rest of my day.

  I got a last-minute window to do a little strip club hunting on this Tuesday. I usually like a game plan (knowing at least one dancer at a particular club that is dancing that...
• review

  a year ago
  Club 205

  9939 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
  Afternoon High Energy Visit

  At 2PM on this Thursday afternoon, there was not a parking space available in their small lot, or on the main street in front. When there are pickups and work vans parked in this...
  Comments: 3

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  10 months ago

  by

  RattleSnake777
• review

  a year ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  12646 SE Division St Portland, OR 97236
  A Stage Change Can Bring Good Things

  Following Scarlet Lounge on their Instagram account, a few weeks ago they posted that they were going to close for a couple of days to update their stage. Before the pandemic, SL was a...
  Comments: 2

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  a year ago

  by

  gSteph
• review

  a year ago
  Dream on Saloon

  15920 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233
  Could Be habit Forming

  I decided to make a stop at my favorite man cave (because of the rock walls) to see a particular dancer today. She had been working at Scarlet Lounge and recently made the switch....
  Comments: 6

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  a year ago

  by

  Notreallytom
• review

  a year ago
  The Venue

  9950 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
  Good Things Come in Small Packages

  I received a text from my favorite dancer letting me know her schedule this week, so I thought I would spend 30 minutes with her on this Monday. I had a little time to...
  Comments: 5

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  a year ago

  by

  Bankbank420
• review

  a year ago
  CaBaRet II

  17544 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233
  Spring Was In The Air.

  I made a stop at Cabaret II last Tuesday around 2:30 PM in the afternoon. The club opens at 2 PM, and I generally find this place quiet during this time on a weekday....
  Comments: 5

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  a year ago

  by

  Mr Johnson
• review

  a year ago
  The Venue

  9950 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
  A Disappointing Visit

  I headed out on a recent weekday afternoon with the anticipation of spending 30 minutes with a “strip club” dancer friend. I first wanted to do a little hunting, or fishing, or shopping, or...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

  by

  gSteph
• review

  a year ago
  Dream on Saloon

  15920 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233
  A Fun Surprise

  I set out on a recent weekday afternoon to spend 30 minutes with dancer friend in a lap dance booth at another club. I thought I would make a stop at The Venue to...
  Comments: 4

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  9 months ago

  by

  Pendragon7
• review

  2 years ago
  The Venue

  9950 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
  Memorable

  After reading Artcollege’s recent review, it prompted me to make a last minute decision and head to this club. I am not purposely going to put an exact day because I am going to...
  Comments: 5

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  a year ago

  by

  Bankbank420