Sometimes, even ricks just want to enjoy a mellow evening with a pretty girl.

Short prefatory remark for the humorless: What follows is an accurate description of a visit to the Angels Nude. rickthelion is character created by a long time TUSCL reader/slightly shorter term discussion room poster and (I can’t believe I have to say this) said poster is NOT an actual anthropomorphic lion. Moreover, rickthelion is not a human (aka “hairless ape”) who thinks he is an anthropomorphic lion. He is just a normal guy with a sense of humor!

So, to summarize the disclaimer: accurate review, poster is neither a lion nor person who thinks they are a lion. Now on to the review, which will summarize two visit, one on Thurs (9:30-midnight) and one on Friday (8:30-midnight):

1) Entry to the club. It is on the frontage road off state road 19. I say this because I took an Uber to the club and back to my hotel and want to stress that, at least around midnight, you will not have to wait long for an Uber (assuming, of course, that my experience was representative). Both nights I was picked up within 2 minutes. As you walk in they will charge a $10 cover and ask you to pay for the one drink minimum. I did a Diet Coke ($4). They will scan your driver’s license.