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4 years ago
Sorry, forgot to mention that I paid no cover as I had a free entry pass from a previous VIP dance (if they don't give you a free pass after a VIP, ask for one!). Dances were $20. VIP was $120 for 3 songs/15 minutes, not including tip.
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5 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Awesome review, and great to read that you had an unforgettable experience!
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5 years ago
Amazing review! Thanks for the details. Also, pretty sure "golondrina" refers to the bird only (like the "swallows of Capistrano") and not the act of swallowing, but I'm glad it got the job done in any case!
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5 years ago
Topher, I was able to find street parking along San Ysidro Blvd. It helped that it was a Sunday! But I definitely also got lucky to find a spot.
Also, it more or less makes sense to me (if it's true) that 30 minutes would be $54 and 1 hour would be $90 - I assume the prices are based on the number of drinks at $9 per ficha. And yeah, I don't really like the VIP rooms, but for whatever reason it was easier for me to just hit one of the rooms than to go arriba, though the hotel is obviously cheaper and cleaner.
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5 years ago
Wait, Ivanka has "huge enhanced double DDs" now?! The rest describes her in my experience, but not that!
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5 years ago
Man, the few times I've been at the VIP here, there's no fun to be had - i guess the timing and girl weren't right! I have to check out the day shift.
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5 years ago
Lots of good info, thanks Powerman! I'll look for the limos next time.
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5 years ago
Thanks all for the comments and suggestions. Maybe I'll try the $21 LD/test drive next time. As for passports, the passport card will resolve any stamp concerns, and a Sentri pass or Global Entry card is also worth getting! Lastly, yes, the top floor was closed, so maybe for my next visit I'll try going on a Friday or Saturday - one girl told me that there could be several hundred dancers working on a busy night!
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5 years ago
Persia I believe! Did the butt plug stay in during VIP?
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5 years ago
Nice review! I thought it was amusing.
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5 years ago
You yada-yada'd the best part! Heh.
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5 years ago
Nice review! Huh, I didn't know that Suki worked at TL... I wonder if her tip demand is the same there as at Synn... anyone know?
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5 years ago
Seems pretty consistent with my experience there too!
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5 years ago
@ds, I read your recent review and plan to apply what I learned on my next visit!
@SS2, thanks! I sat there gawking in disbelief...probably looking like Pepe Le Pew in those old cartoons. hope I run into her again soon. How's VIP with her?
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5 years ago
Right, lap dances are $20/each and sometimes 3/$40 if I recall. VIP was $110 for 15 min if I remember correctly.
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5 years ago
Kendall is awesome!
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5 years ago
Thanks for the detailed review! I hope it doesn't close, though a move to a space with a better bathroom/lay out would be nice!
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5 years ago
@Cristobal: Seriously! How does Porn Valley not have better talent? That really mystifies me.
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5 years ago
Thanks for the thorough review - reads like you had a good time.
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5 years ago
Great review!
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5 years ago
I learned a lot from this thread. Thanks gents!
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5 years ago
Nice review!
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5 years ago
Nice review! I'll be sending you a question if you don't mind!
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5 years ago
Nice details!
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5 years ago
@Jeff, anybody in particular that you'd recommend? Feel free to PM if you're willing. Thanks.