Comments by Cmoywbh

Sorry, forgot to mention that I paid no cover as I had a free entry pass from a previous VIP dance (if they don't give you a free pass after a VIP, ask for one!). Dances were $20. VIP was $120 for 3 songs/15 minutes, not including tip.

Awesome review, and great to read that you had an unforgettable experience!

Amazing review! Thanks for the details. Also, pretty sure "golondrina" refers to the bird only (like the "swallows of Capistrano") and not the act of swallowing, but I'm glad it got the job done in any case!

Topher, I was able to find street parking along San Ysidro Blvd. It helped that it was a Sunday! But I definitely also got lucky to find a spot. Also, it more or less makes sense to me (if it's true) that 30 minutes would be $54 and 1 hour would be $90 - I assume the prices are based on the number of drinks at $9 per ficha. And yeah, I don't really like the VIP rooms, but for whatever reason it was easier for me to just hit one of the rooms than to go arriba, though the hotel is obviously cheaper and cleaner.

Wait, Ivanka has "huge enhanced double DDs" now?! The rest describes her in my experience, but not that!

Man, the few times I've been at the VIP here, there's no fun to be had - i guess the timing and girl weren't right! I have to check out the day shift.

Lots of good info, thanks Powerman! I'll look for the limos next time.

Thanks all for the comments and suggestions. Maybe I'll try the $21 LD/test drive next time. As for passports, the passport card will resolve any stamp concerns, and a Sentri pass or Global Entry card is also worth getting! Lastly, yes, the top floor was closed, so maybe for my next visit I'll try going on a Friday or Saturday - one girl told me that there could be several hundred dancers working on a busy night!

Persia I believe! Did the butt plug stay in during VIP?

Nice review! I thought it was amusing.

You yada-yada'd the best part! Heh.

Nice review! Huh, I didn't know that Suki worked at TL... I wonder if her tip demand is the same there as at Synn... anyone know?

Seems pretty consistent with my experience there too!

@ds, I read your recent review and plan to apply what I learned on my next visit! @SS2, thanks! I sat there gawking in disbelief...probably looking like Pepe Le Pew in those old cartoons. hope I run into her again soon. How's VIP with her?

Right, lap dances are $20/each and sometimes 3/$40 if I recall. VIP was $110 for 15 min if I remember correctly.

Kendall is awesome!

Thanks for the detailed review! I hope it doesn't close, though a move to a space with a better bathroom/lay out would be nice!

@Cristobal: Seriously! How does Porn Valley not have better talent? That really mystifies me.

Thanks for the thorough review - reads like you had a good time.

Great review!

I learned a lot from this thread. Thanks gents!

Nice review!

Nice review! I'll be sending you a question if you don't mind!

Nice details!

@Jeff, anybody in particular that you'd recommend? Feel free to PM if you're willing. Thanks.